Today, a friend sent me to a guy he knows who repairs various electronics for a very low price. Good news: he fixed my malfunctioning iPad. Bad news: it took me several hours to notice that he'd carved the words DOUCHE and HIPSTER into the back panel. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my dad borrowed my new iPad to amuse him while he was in the shower without my knowledge. The iPad is now completely ruined, and my dad is refusing to buy me a new one. He says, "How was I to know that it wasn't waterproof?" FML
Today, my friend spilt orange juice all over my iPad. She then went ahead to clean it off by rinsing it with water. FML
Today, it seemed like a great day. Right up until the point to where I accidentally damaged a friend's MacBook Pro. Not only do I have to pay for it, but the only way I'll be able to afford it is by returning every single Christmas gift I get. FML
Today, while mopping the kitchen, I ended up slipping and and knocked over the table that had my mom’s iPad on it. The screen shattered; I sprained my wrist. I asked my mom to take me to the ER. She called me "selfish" because her iPad screen repair would "cost more." FML
Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML
Today, after saving up for weeks, I bought myself an iPad. Because mine is better than the one my parents bought my ten-year-old brother, he got pissed and threw it into our pool. I'm now grounded for getting angry and calling him a bastard in the aftermath. FML
Today, I noticed my dishwasher wouldn't turn on. After shelling out $120 call-out fee, I was a little miffed when the technician walked in, pressed the 'unlock' function and walked out again. FML
Today, at the Apple Store, the crew, security, manager, technician, and fellow customers alike, never bothered covering up to laugh at me when I went there to have my phone fixed. Someone somehow hacked my iPhone, and when I use the Face ID, it makes a bloodcurdling scream of fear in full volume, then shuts down. FML
Today, I finally got my laptop back after my friend broke it a few weeks ago. As I walked back into our place with my laptop in my bag, the same friend burst out and tackled me. My bag fell and slammed into the floor. Guess who has to pay for another repair. FML
Today, in an attempt to be frugal, I tried to repair my own sometimes-faulty toaster. Turns out I unplugged the wrong kitchen appliance, which I only discovered by electrocuting myself while pulling it apart. Now it's definitely broken, will need replacing, and I have a burn. FML
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pwnman 33
I think those words describe him, not you. It's his signature!
username53001 7
Your reaction must have been, "iMad".
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Comments (83)
caden_bro 9
I'm sure if it took you that long, it'll be fine and no one will notice that. But now you know to never recommend him to your friends! And if he's got a website or something, leave a bad review.
LittleSushi_fml 13
NEVER AGAIN
buckdharma 38
If you ever lose it, you can expect to get it back now.
imchacon22 19
Pretty sure that's destruction of personal property I would press charges but that's just me
MidnaLink 35
I'd love to see Judge Judy handle this!
drewflav 17
It'd be a very short episode if that were the case. She'd look at the documents, look at the damage, then rule in favour of the plaintiff while chewing the hipster douche out.
graceinsheepwear 34
Interesting. Of all the things that come to mind for smashing the guy with, you specifically favor splintery wood.
eternal_malaise 10
I wonder if the repairman switched the back panel with someone else's iPad. Might just be an accidental swap. Contact him and complain.
awilliams44 9
Probably got you two mixed up (:
ohSNAPyall 27
Carved right into my iPoser!
Wizzlbang 10
you get what you pay for?
FrankHotpants 31
That's not cool, but the good news is that the simplest of cases will cover that up, no one has to see it.
diaspora_fml 26
Yes, being bothered by someone criminally defacing your personal property and severely degrading its aesthetic and resale value is just hypersensitive whining. I didn't realize a case would fix everything.
FrankHotpants 31
Hypersensitive whining?....the **** is this guy talking about?
TallMist 32
Read his comment again. He's poking fun at you because, the way your comment is worded, makes it look like you're saying that a case will fix all damages. His point is that all aesthetic value and re-sale value has been ruined and what the person that repaired the iPad did to said iPad is illegal and that having a case, while hiding the damages, wouldn't fix any of the damages.