Today, a friend sent me to a guy he knows who repairs various electronics for a very low price. Good news: he fixed my malfunctioning iPad. Bad news: it took me several hours to notice that he'd carved the words DOUCHE and HIPSTER into the back panel. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad borrowed my new iPad to amuse him while he was in the shower without my knowledge. The iPad is now completely ruined, and my dad is refusing to buy me a new one. He says, "How was I to know that it wasn't waterproof?" FML
Today, my friend spilt orange juice all over my iPad. She then went ahead to clean it off by rinsing it with water. FML
Today, it seemed like a great day. Right up until the point to where I accidentally damaged a friend's MacBook Pro. Not only do I have to pay for it, but the only way I'll be able to afford it is by returning every single Christmas gift I get. FML
Today, while mopping the kitchen, I ended up slipping and and knocked over the table that had my mom’s iPad on it. The screen shattered; I sprained my wrist. I asked my mom to take me to the ER. She called me "selfish" because her iPad screen repair would "cost more." FML
Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML
Today, after saving up for weeks, I bought myself an iPad. Because mine is better than the one my parents bought my ten-year-old brother, he got pissed and threw it into our pool. I'm now grounded for getting angry and calling him a bastard in the aftermath. FML
Today, I noticed my dishwasher wouldn't turn on. After shelling out $120 call-out fee, I was a little miffed when the technician walked in, pressed the 'unlock' function and walked out again. FML
Today, at the Apple Store, the crew, security, manager, technician, and fellow customers alike, never bothered covering up to laugh at me when I went there to have my phone fixed. Someone somehow hacked my iPhone, and when I use the Face ID, it makes a bloodcurdling scream of fear in full volume, then shuts down. FML
Today, I finally got my laptop back after my friend broke it a few weeks ago. As I walked back into our place with my laptop in my bag, the same friend burst out and tackled me. My bag fell and slammed into the floor. Guess who has to pay for another repair. FML
Today, in an attempt to be frugal, I tried to repair my own sometimes-faulty toaster. Turns out I unplugged the wrong kitchen appliance, which I only discovered by electrocuting myself while pulling it apart. Now it's definitely broken, will need replacing, and I have a burn. FML
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pwnman 33
I think those words describe him, not you. It's his signature!
username53001 7
Your reaction must have been, "iMad".
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Comments (83)
sickerthanyou 13
well, he just wanted to make sure you'd get your iPad back in case you lose it, all you'd have to do is to check the back of every iPad you see and find the 2 words which describe you.
miyaviichan 27
Well, if you're a hipster then YDI. I'm joking, that is so unprofessional. Some people don't know how to treat customers. >:(
hobojo69 23
Ya that's why you just go to the professionals when u need your expensive stuff fixed, it'll cost more but it'll turn out better
tj22157 1
File a police report, it's illegal for him to damage your property. I'd also demand a refund before then.
jaybone87 8
A study shows that Apple products are owned by hipsters and sheep......
siggy_mcsigx 22
Lol that sucks but surely the iPad jacket cover thing will hide it?
Ryodin 11
Well it _is_ fixed. Maybe try to buff it out with steel wool? A scrapped back is better than a bit 'douche' on the back. Or get a case. The guy's an ass but hey, cheap repairs.
NikkiBooVanity 5
Sue him for defacing your property
bgdkmcgee 10
I guess that's what you get for being a hipster douche.
yunhee2000 10
Sue!!!