Today, a drunk driver crashed in through my living room wall. Not only that, but he managed to completely miss the first two houses on the block, which should have been a barrier before mine. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was staying at a seedy apartment. A group of drunken idiots next door decided it would be fun to run into the wall simultaneously. They broke through the rotted wall and ran me over. FML
Today, some unprovoked drunk asshole tried punching a hole through the windshield of my car. While I was driving it. FML
Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML
Today, while trying to prove how easy it would be for a burglar to break in, my drunk dad threw a brick at my window. Luckily, he missed. It hit the wall and bounced off. Unluckily, it bounced off, landed on my wife’s car, broke the windscreen, slid off, and put a long scratch down the bonnet. FML
Today, a drunk driver drove his car through my mailbox. He got pissed, started yelling, and threatened to sue me for "putting the mailbox in the middle of the road". If my front lawn is a road, I'm going to have some serious issues. FML
Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML
Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML
Today, the day after I bragged about never having a car accident in my life, I mistakenly put my car into Drive instead of Reverse and crashed into my own house. FML
Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
Today, a drunk crashed a truck into my porch. Shaken up, I was glad to see that so many of my neighbors had gathered around to comfort me. When the dust settled, I noticed my remaining porch furniture was missing. They weren't consoling me, they were casing the place. FML
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perdix 31
I hate when people write FMLs asking for our sympathy by wishing bad things on others.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Good aim
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Comments (182)
jrgigl 0
you should get a metal fence. maybe it would help a little.
Emrysa 1
No sympathy, since you're essentially whining because it didn't happen to someone else.
ericnx 8
You should totally flip that dude off!
JokeMeister 0
SOO they should be in your situation all things being equal? That's what your ass get. Karma Rules!!
laxbro2393 0
Damn drunks get you every time. at least you were not in the living room when it happened because you would probably be pretty hurt right now.
vcd5123 0
I have a really strong feeling you are my neighbor. I took pictures of the car in your living room (not in a stalker way) The driver had nice aim.
turdontoast 8
BOO HOO. YDI for having that stupid mentality "Why me and not them?"
adrii3 0
FYL, OP.
adrii3 0
FYL, OP.
adrii3 0
FYL, OP.