Miscellaneous: Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand...

By antwo - 22/01/2012 04:50 - United States

Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML

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By James - 31/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML

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By A.L.Woody - 11/08/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML

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By bex - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML

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By awkwardd - 19/05/2011 12:51 - Hong Kong

Today, I went shopping with my cousin. Walking down the road, I heard her say "Can you hold my hand?" I was confused, but thought it was cute, so I held her hand and kept walking. It turns out she'd asked me to hold her bag. We didn't say another word after that. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2011 10:07 - United States

Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 18:07

Today, I was at a store when I saw a cute girl from my school. Trying to act cool, I went to hold the door for her. Too bad it was an automatic door. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2011 11:43 - Australia

Today, I was walking to the shops when I saw my friend about 10 metres in front of me, waiting at the traffic lights, by herself. Jokingly, I shouted out "Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights?" The girl turned around. It wasn't my friend. FML

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Classic mistake

By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 02:01

Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2014 00:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I was waiting at the bus stop and noticed a girl that I played netball with. I ran across the road to meet her and she ran across the car park to meet me. We hugged and looked at each other slowly backing away as we both realised that we didn't know each other. FML

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By KWM - 12/02/2009 13:28 - United States

Today, I shook hands with a girl and held onto her hand while telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. FML

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Sunday 22 January 2012 9:08

Shit, I hate when that happens. You're not alone op.

AugustBurnsToast 14

Sunday 22 January 2012 9:09

Dude you should've came back to her and been like, 'Why'd you leave me hangin?' haha

Comments

CSC_fml 5

Sunday 22 January 2012 19:59

Ever stop to think why would a stranger high five you?

itsmeumofo 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 20:42

thats just akward for u.... but hey dont feel embrassed it happens to everyone op!

zebralover23 14

Sunday 22 January 2012 21:23

Oh those awkward moments

1812mng 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 22:24

Dont feel bad, ive done that too. Its extremely awkward!

xxSTITCHESxx 4

Sunday 22 January 2012 22:42

i wuld of been like "well then i see how it is!" n laugh like it wasnt a big deal.

bubo_fml 10

Sunday 22 January 2012 22:59

Imagine if you missed a low 5 & wound up cupping someone's 3 piece set!

HelloKandace 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 23:42

that little bitch !

JRokka850 6

Monday 23 January 2012 0:38

That sucks lol

anettes 7

Monday 23 January 2012 0:46

ahah, awkward .

Khaleah 0

Monday 23 January 2012 5:10

You are definitely not alone on that one, that's happened with me and guys more than once. I decided to just seem oblivious to what they're doing until they actually talk to me first so I know it's me they're talking to lol