Miscellaneous: Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand...

By antwo - 22/01/2012 04:50 - United States

Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML

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By James - 31/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML

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By A.L.Woody - 11/08/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML

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By bex - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML

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By awkwardd - 19/05/2011 12:51 - Hong Kong

Today, I went shopping with my cousin. Walking down the road, I heard her say "Can you hold my hand?" I was confused, but thought it was cute, so I held her hand and kept walking. It turns out she'd asked me to hold her bag. We didn't say another word after that. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2011 10:07 - United States

Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML

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Alexa, play "Mr Loverman" by Shabba Ranks

By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 18:07

Today, I was at a store when I saw a cute girl from my school. Trying to act cool, I went to hold the door for her. Too bad it was an automatic door. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2011 11:43 - Australia

Today, I was walking to the shops when I saw my friend about 10 metres in front of me, waiting at the traffic lights, by herself. Jokingly, I shouted out "Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights?" The girl turned around. It wasn't my friend. FML

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Classic mistake

By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 02:01

Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2014 00:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I was waiting at the bus stop and noticed a girl that I played netball with. I ran across the road to meet her and she ran across the car park to meet me. We hugged and looked at each other slowly backing away as we both realised that we didn't know each other. FML

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By KWM - 12/02/2009 13:28 - United States

Today, I shook hands with a girl and held onto her hand while telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. FML

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Sunday 22 January 2012 9:08

Shit, I hate when that happens. You're not alone op.

AugustBurnsToast 14

Sunday 22 January 2012 9:09

Dude you should've came back to her and been like, 'Why'd you leave me hangin?' haha

Comments

mishaparis 7

Sunday 22 January 2012 9:36

that awkward moment when you don't try to act cool and pull your hair back.

ladyLALAA 28

Sunday 22 January 2012 9:50

The awkward moment when you make a shitty post multiple times..

GoW_Chick 14

Sunday 22 January 2012 10:01

That awkward moment when someone uses your own shitty comment against you...

Namerkp2 8

Sunday 22 January 2012 15:42

That awkward moment when you're too young to be on FML.

littlemsweirdo 12

Sunday 22 January 2012 9:44

Well that is awkward... Worst comes to worst you could've done the slick transition to scratching your head.

wironandine 8

Sunday 22 January 2012 9:49

That is so embarrassing.

megamandude455 10

Sunday 22 January 2012 9:55

That happened to me once

Climaxx 11

Sunday 22 January 2012 9:56

Or pretend you're swatting away a bug from your face?

fattylumptard 1

Sunday 22 January 2012 10:16

We don't have bugs in America.

eatsleepjb 8

Sunday 22 January 2012 17:24

65-I'm not sure if you were kidding, but just in case your a complete idiot, YES WE DO

Sienna420 4

Sunday 22 January 2012 9:57

She should've high fived you anyway. There is a special place in hell for people who reject high fives.

CptZoe 10

Sunday 22 January 2012 10:48

My boyfriend refused me a high five once and his glasses wound up getting smashed... Oops!

StarGurl86 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 10:00

You should have just high five the person behind her to play it off lol

xbananapop 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 10:01

Lol bro. If I was you, I'd make a point to hi-five her ;) I do that everyday with this one kid on my way to English. If some guy held up his hand for a hi-five after that, and made a point to hi-five me, I'd most deff think he was cool(: people like that are cool :D