Love and Geek: Today, a customer came in to the Walmart I cashier at, trying...

By Highroller_17 - 13/08/2015 04:13 - United States

Today, a customer came in to the Walmart I cashier at, trying to set me up with her daughter. This isn't the first time she's tried. As she so graciously put it, her daughter "has a thing for the wimpy nerdy types". FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 829

You deserved it 2 360

Mother's Day: Sweets and Bummers
Between disastrous breakfasts in bed and unusual gifts, Mother's Day is an inexhaustible source of laughter. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 13/02/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I was shopping at Walmart when I ran into this stalker chick. She introduced me to her baby. He's named after me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 222

You deserved it 2 936

Pissed to meet you

By Anonymous - 09/08/2015 01:23 - United States

Today, at Walmart, a lady came up to me and informed me that I "look like the kinda skank that'd give it up on the first date". FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 529

You deserved it 3 158

Parent #1 of the Year

By no i'm sure you're a responsible parent - 09/04/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 641

You deserved it 189

By Anonymous - 26/03/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 854

You deserved it 17 390

By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 00:07

Today, I was sitting in Walmart when I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with, "You know I'm a guy, right?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 941

You deserved it 1 728

Stars of CCTV

By Stfu lil brat smh - 26/03/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, while I was shopping, I spotted a lady who had the last of an item I wanted in her cart. She went off to the dressing room, so seeing my opportunity, I went and grabbed it from her cart, and put it in mine. I hadn't noticed her bratty-ass daughter next to the cart, who then yelled, “I saw that! Mommy! Some lady's stealing from your cart!” FML

I agree, your life sucks 53

You deserved it 1 899

By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 486

You deserved it 4 192

By issue - 07/09/2018 01:30

Today, I tried to get a job at Walmart. My mom was the hiring manager. She turned me down due to lack of work experience. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 077

You deserved it 447

By insomnia - 22/12/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 241

You deserved it 69 020

Sounds promising

By Anonymous - 01/11/2022 18:00

Today, I was at a restaurant with a friend when she said, "Oh, I have to arrange a meet up between you and a friend. She's just your type: she has daddy issues." FML

I agree, your life sucks 715

You deserved it 166

Ms_ValS 27

Thursday 13 August 2015 12:09

Well what are you waiting for OP? If what she's saying is true, this is your chance.

onlychildFTW 33

Thursday 13 August 2015 12:10

If she's your type why not? Worst that can happen is you never want to see her again. Although with the mother coming in often that could be awkward.

Comments

smoothies14 32

Friday 14 August 2015 5:19

Maybe her daughter isn't so bad. After all, not many people care for their in-laws. Don't turn down a potentially great girl just because you met her crazy family first.

JKPwnage 27

Friday 14 August 2015 5:54

"the Walmart I cashier at" I'm so sorry. FYL, OP

wheelchairchick 11

Friday 14 August 2015 11:23

That's rude and crazy

Toab 5

Friday 14 August 2015 18:46

say something like "Well I don't"

EyRaB 17

Friday 14 August 2015 19:29

Her mom sees your demeanor as non-threatening and less likely to hurt her daughter. That's a compliment imo

subzero22 8

Friday 14 August 2015 21:16

Rule #1 of dating don't let any parents set up a date. Or was that rule #2??

RealSuperSand 21

Saturday 15 August 2015 12:41

Rule 1: No blind dates Rule 2: No dates setup by parents or siblings, depending on your friends this may also extend over to them. Rule 3: No online dating. Rule 4: Don't be a fool, wrap your tool, For women don't let him drill without your pill. Rule 5: Dress up not down.