Today, a coworker introduced herself to me and told me she hopes I enjoy my new job. We've worked in the same building for two years. I say hello every time I see her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my colleague introduced herself and said, "I know how nerve-racking first days are!" Which is nice of her, except I've been at this company longer than she has. FML
Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML
Today, I went on a trip with some people from work to watch a baseball game. Halfway through the game, one of my managers shook my hand and said "Nice to Meet You." I've been working there for 3 months. FML
Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML
Today, I got asked, “And you are…?” by a senior colleague while in a morning meeting at work. I’ve been working here for 3 months and I've already introduced myself multiple times to them. FML
Today, a coworker told me she may be in love with me. I admitted similar feelings and we agreed, since we're both happily married, not to spend time together anymore. Two hours later we were both promoted to run the same project, where we'll be "working hand in glove for the next couple of years." FML
Today, a woman at the retirement home I work at told me she was new and asked me a few questions. I asked her when she moved in. She was a new coworker, not a new resident. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I confidently told my new coworker, "See you tomorrow!" It’s Friday. Now they think I’m either too eager to please management or I don’t know how days work. FML
Today, I got a new job where one of my co-workers is someone I have been in love with for over 5 years now. She's married but my feelings for her just won't go away. FML
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Top comments
Lilllly_1316 0
next time you walk by her, say "I slept will your husband." She'll remember you then. :)
WOODYfromthaBAY 0
shes probably a blonde. dont worry about it
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Comments (67)
heyimjennyFML 5
YDI for saying hi to her every morning
mfelax9556 8
shes probably just high or drunk or maybe even hungover
j_cat187 20
thats how u show up to an interview
sourgirl101 29
"You stupid bitch! I've been working here for two years!" ***If she doesn't remember you after saying that.... it's her, not you.(:
rompgr 0
win!
heyred 11
Maybe she knows something that you don't? Like a promotion - or you're being fired?
TheDrifter 24
That's what I thought. Maybe op is up for promotion but nobody has told her yet.
notquite69 0
Sounds like you don't do much.
onestarjv 3
try to have a nice convo with her im pretty sure that will work
zdbh 0
Can we get some FML's that actually have something worth saying FML to?
leeshxx 3
agreed!
ImaginaryFoe 1
Did you change something about yourself recently? I work in a building with a thousand other people and I'm always taken aback when someone I don't work with directly knows my name. Some greet me daily so I vaguely recognise them as a hello person but if any of them so much as changed his or her hair colour, I probably wouldn't recognise him/her.
myownenemy 0
at least you get a chance to start over?
sematariux 7
lol clean slate
goingscrimpin 0
why don't u try saying something else? now there's a thought. if that don't work try a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, girls always fall for that one
sourgirl101 29
Grape not strawberry!(: