Today, a coworker introduced herself to me and told me she hopes I enjoy my new job. We've worked in the same building for two years. I say hello every time I see her. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my colleague introduced herself and said, "I know how nerve-racking first days are!" Which is nice of her, except I've been at this company longer than she has. FML
Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML
Today, I went on a trip with some people from work to watch a baseball game. Halfway through the game, one of my managers shook my hand and said "Nice to Meet You." I've been working there for 3 months. FML
Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML
Today, I got asked, “And you are…?” by a senior colleague while in a morning meeting at work. I’ve been working here for 3 months and I've already introduced myself multiple times to them. FML
Today, a coworker told me she may be in love with me. I admitted similar feelings and we agreed, since we're both happily married, not to spend time together anymore. Two hours later we were both promoted to run the same project, where we'll be "working hand in glove for the next couple of years." FML
Today, a woman at the retirement home I work at told me she was new and asked me a few questions. I asked her when she moved in. She was a new coworker, not a new resident. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I confidently told my new coworker, "See you tomorrow!" It’s Friday. Now they think I’m either too eager to please management or I don’t know how days work. FML
Today, I got a new job where one of my co-workers is someone I have been in love with for over 5 years now. She's married but my feelings for her just won't go away. FML
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Lilllly_1316 0
next time you walk by her, say "I slept will your husband." She'll remember you then. :)
WOODYfromthaBAY 0
shes probably a blonde. dont worry about it
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Comments (67)
tub944 0
LOL
ice723 5
are you being promoted or fired?
HeavyMetalViking 0
She's just hinting that you might have a surprise visit from her at your house tonight for a good job. Or she's just telling you that in advance for your next job cos you're getting fired.
mrtoothpick 11
I did this to someone the other day at work... Turns out they had just gotten a new haircut.
l0606299 0
FAIL
PeaceLoveKayleig 0
ahahah :P
decomposerix 0
wat a ******* retard
88sforlife 0
Girl Needs A Bitch Slap !
LilEinstein 0
speak louder... or, make sure the "hello" is ACTUALLY coming out of your mouth and not just in your head... it's happened to me... it sucks.
shaytards_fml 9
Did you put makeup on?