Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted to my best friend that she basically just sees me as a dildo with annoying emotions. FML
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
Today, I appreciated how much my older sister is engaged and fully appreciative of how wonderful my girlfriend is… until my girlfriend told me that she has a huge crush on my sister. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
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Top comments
ByronJess 17
That makes you wonder exactly why she was still letting you sleep with her...
cjcstuart 7
Please tell me you pulled out...
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Comments (263)
JayJavaMonsterr 10
If you're like a brother to her, why would she still have sex with you? That makes perfect sense...
chris3113 7
Joe dirt moment lol
kemmiixxbear 3
she could of said dad instead of brother
sgeorge879 1
Doesn't matter had sex
EdifierArtist 3
That's just ****** up....
allknowingbrony 5
WINCEST!
Nashiq 8
incest is wincest
Animeluver 0
Woow at least another guy wasn't inside her
monstermash1234 2
What does she do with her brother?
grandsymphony 0
She couldnt have picked a better time? I guess the more awkward the better for people these days wow i dont understand. Theres a time and place for everything