Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
Today, I finally had sex with a coworker I’d been flirting with for nearly 2 and half years. The sex lasted less than 2 and a half minutes. FML
Today, I had sex with a guy I'd had a crush on for a long time. When I asked if he was having trouble putting it in, he answered that he was fully in. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in months. His apology took longer than the sex did. FML
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for years. There was just one problem: it was so terrible I said, "I think I might be straight" about five minutes in just so it would stop. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been flirting with for months. Immediately after, he gave me the "let's just be friends" speech then left for work, accidentally locking me in his apartment. I had to call his ex-girlfriend to come let me out. She smirked. FML
Today, I finally had the chance to have sex with my crush. Too bad I couldn't get an erection. FML
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for 6 years. Things got heated when we got back to his place, but he had trouble getting the condom on. As soon he got it on, he came. I told him it was OK, I'd help him get hard again. He said, "No thanks. I'm good." FML
Today, the guy that I've recently became close to texted me, wanting to hook up. He's very cute and I was definitely interested, so I agreed. The drive to his house lasted longer than the actual sex. He lives less than five minutes away. FML
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Welshite 40
Relationships are built on more than sex. You might need to reevaluate your attraction to him.
Andurrr 3
I'm not sure if he lasted for a couple of seconds, or if you wear an astronaut suit every day.
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Comments (186)
mykelinva 4
I was with this girl and we had a severe mutual crush on each other that built over time. First time we had sex, I lasted about 2 pumps and a quiver. I do a lot better with her now....after 25 years of marriage. Give him another chance.
vbmg152 19
Exactly! Been there, don't that! Been married 24 years! These young kids don't get it! It's all about the moment for them! Congrats!!!
starlexis 2
Sometimes someone youve liked for so long, really isnt right for you. Though i know exectly where your coming from. Ive liked someone for 4years and we use to talk then he randomly stopped. I just spent the night with him yesturday, he snored so loud i couldnt sleep. lol
gxkon 5
Well just get the first one out of the way. Round two is way better anyway.
evilpokey 11
he should be ready for a reload straight away than
Xxlaurahatakexx 9
Take it as a Complement He was really into you so Attracted he finished early. It was probably a fluke not something that always happens
THATguy0698 4
Try yelling "DON'T STOP" next time
kimg0885 23
As the great Missy Elliott once wrote: " I don't want no minute man"
KiddNYC1O 22
FYL for quoting Missy Elliot. =P
AH1Zviper 15
I can't believe I just now noticed that my little pony in your profile pic is holding a joint. I though it was just shrugging its shoulders.
CharresBarkrey 16
I'd much rather see a Missy Elliot quote than a stupid ******* Drake or Lil Wayne quote.
rebeccac3 5
It's always better the second time! He was just nervous and excited about that good good!
oceanrain 4
Wow you're a bitch, you feel enough for him to like him for 5 years but not to understand that that happens sometimes..
tcdaboss 2
Maybe he liked you so much he couldn't hold it in