Today, someone put a whole packet of glitter on the blades of my ceiling fan. Too bad I only noticed when I turned it on. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I was helping a friend with a DIY project and thought it would be fun to add some glitter to the mix. We ended up using WAY too much, and now I have glitter everywhere. Not only am I covered head to toe, but I keep finding it in the weirdest places, like inside my shoes, on my phone, and even in my coffee cup. FML
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML
Today, I decided to bring down a very old fan from the attic. I plugged it in, and as soon as I turned it on, tiny spiders were blown all over my room. FML
Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML
Today, I woke up to the rickety old ceiling fan above my bed crashing down on top of me. I'm fine, however I am now grounded until I can buy a new ceiling fan to replace the one I "broke". FML
Today, I attempted a DIY home improvement project: installing a ceiling fan. After hours of sweat and frustration, I managed to hang it up, only to realize I'd installed it upside down. Now, instead of cooling, the fan blades are dangerously close to becoming an unconventional chandelier-slash-helicopter. At least I can say my home decor is truly "uplifting." FML
Today, I painted an area I had carefully sanded, cleaned, and taped off. I pulled a fan out of the closet to help dry it faster. I turned the fan on, and a million dust particles flew off onto the wet paint. FML
Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML
Today, I lifted up my blinds, only for them to detach from the wall, hit me on the head, knock a pile of paper over, spill a can of Pepsi, leave plaster all over the floor and a gaping hole in the wall above my window. FML
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DocBastard 38
Edward? Is that you?
WearingHats 14
Sounds magical to me.
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Comments (157)
Satoaoi 13
your early to the party that's all: )
twiztedone 19
Progressive car insurance commercial comes to mind! Sparkles and Unicorns! Just be glad there wasn't any unicorns up there! Edit: for fun "Taste the Rainbow!"
hellobobismyname 24
Now think happy thoughts and try to fly.
buckdharma 37
I never meant to cause you any sorrow I never meant to cause you any pain I only wanted one time to see you laughing I only wanted one time to see you laughing in the purple rain
mirokuboy2 20
Time to plan some pay back!!
Paperclypse13 7
SPARKLES!!!
dan_in_wi 12
is your roommate a stripper?
bReLiNg 18
Next step: Cut off a glow stick top and fling it around. Turn off the lights. Enjoy the sparkling glow in the dark room you just created.
bethelise 8
sparkles!
mikeymayhem_87 15
It's snowing!! It's a stripper Christmas miracle!!