Today, I woke up to a pain on my eyelid. I stumbled into the bathroom to find a huge tick attached to the edge of my eyelid. My dad used tweezers to pull it off, only the head stuck. I had to go to the doctor and sit there for 15 minutes so she could pull the rest out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to find a tick stuck to my eyelashes. The only way I know of to get it off is with fire. FML
Today, my contact ripped in half in my eye. One half fell out, but the other half got stuck too far under my eyelid. An hour and $100 later, Urgent Care finally got it. FML
Today, I rushed to urgent care after suddenly developing a dark spot in the vision of one of my eyes. Long story short, I paid $110 for the doctor to remove an eyelash. FML
Today, I noticed I had a dead gnat stuck on my chin. This was after an hour-long appointment with a good looking doctor. FML
Today, I picked my dog up and nibbled her ear. On the tip of her ear was a large tick, which burst, sending blood into my mouth. FML
Today, I got up at 2 a.m. to pee. Searing pain stabbed my eye as soon as I opened it. I spent the next 30 min in agony, tears, and snot pouring down my face, trying to find the eyelash in my dry eye. Instead, I pulled a 2-inch long, invisible white, crinkly hair from my dog's undercoat out of my eye. SO. MUCH. PAIN. FML
Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML
Today, I went to the Doctor's for a mole my husband had said was, "growing and changing color". It turned out to be a wood tick. My husband knew, but said it was too "icky" to take off himself. FML
Today, I was about to get in the shower, when I felt an odd itch in my navel. I saw what I thought was bellybutton lint, so I pulled on it, and quickly realized what I had between my fingers was a still-squirming, headless tick. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me there was a tick on my shoulder and that he would remove it so I shouldn't worry. After about a half hour, lots of blood, and a ton of pain, he told me it was just a mole. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Sounds like that ticked you off.
Gerblat 0
Everyone knows not to pull a tick out with tweezers...
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XxCrazygirlxX 0
:( I hate ticks :( Did u know that people who eat bananas often r more likely to get ticks then people who dont.
sharmen 0
What do eating bananas have to do with ticks?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Better to risk a cramp, then. Them lil' potassium-suckers'll gitcha!
staticmoonmanX 0
hahaha I thought it said you hate dicks xD
EclipseCandy6 24
Dogs don't eat bananas...
peanutbutter101 0
I woke up to find the exact same thing a few months ago. The tick was tiny it took me a while to figure out why my eye was itching so much! My mum tried pulling it out but she wasn't pinching the tick close enough to the head and I could tell she wasn't going to get it all out so I had to do it myself. I had a swollen eye for a few days.
agamid 1
ouch! at least it wasn't a paralysis tic, i got one of them on my thigh for a few hours and when i pulled it off it injected so much venom that i was limping for a couple of days and couldn't sit down for the rest of the day from being in so much pain.
kaylernes 0
ticks suck ass. I feel ya on that one. ): I hate even pulling them off of my dog lol. I can't stand them
rachyriot 0
ouch
gav52l 4
That sucks I'd be paranoid from now on. Next it will be baby spiders hatching in your ears.
ilovejonathan13 0
ohmygosh. that's disgusting. fyl.
ohhmyjeez 0
I like your hairr(:
texassmile05 0
Oh no!!! I hate ticks... I had one crawling on me the other day! Watch out for the ticks with white dots... They sometimes carry Rocky Mountain fever and it can kill you!! *shudders*
FuckMYIife 0
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misu10 0
Ewwww! Gross!! What sort of environment do you live in where you have ticks in your bed?
skyeyez9 25
I had a tick behind my earlobe years ago. I was scratchign at it and initially thought it was a scab. I look in the mirror and the "scab" had legs. Luckily it hadn't dug in yet.