Today, I woke up to a pain on my eyelid. I stumbled into the bathroom to find a huge tick attached to the edge of my eyelid. My dad used tweezers to pull it off, only the head stuck. I had to go to the doctor and sit there for 15 minutes so she could pull the rest out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to find a tick stuck to my eyelashes. The only way I know of to get it off is with fire. FML
Today, my contact ripped in half in my eye. One half fell out, but the other half got stuck too far under my eyelid. An hour and $100 later, Urgent Care finally got it. FML
Today, I rushed to urgent care after suddenly developing a dark spot in the vision of one of my eyes. Long story short, I paid $110 for the doctor to remove an eyelash. FML
Today, I noticed I had a dead gnat stuck on my chin. This was after an hour-long appointment with a good looking doctor. FML
Today, I picked my dog up and nibbled her ear. On the tip of her ear was a large tick, which burst, sending blood into my mouth. FML
Today, I got up at 2 a.m. to pee. Searing pain stabbed my eye as soon as I opened it. I spent the next 30 min in agony, tears, and snot pouring down my face, trying to find the eyelash in my dry eye. Instead, I pulled a 2-inch long, invisible white, crinkly hair from my dog's undercoat out of my eye. SO. MUCH. PAIN. FML
Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML
Today, I went to the Doctor's for a mole my husband had said was, "growing and changing color". It turned out to be a wood tick. My husband knew, but said it was too "icky" to take off himself. FML
Today, I was about to get in the shower, when I felt an odd itch in my navel. I saw what I thought was bellybutton lint, so I pulled on it, and quickly realized what I had between my fingers was a still-squirming, headless tick. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me there was a tick on my shoulder and that he would remove it so I shouldn't worry. After about a half hour, lots of blood, and a ton of pain, he told me it was just a mole. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Sounds like that ticked you off.
Gerblat 0
Everyone knows not to pull a tick out with tweezers...
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Comments (106)
veilinne 0
Oh God stop! Stop everythign you're doing! Shit!
ShootinPutin 0
At least you don't have to worry about "Eye bugs" any more! God, I suck at jokes.
Frightening_fml 0
that is ******* scary, I would have screamed and cried ~_~
x3molover 0
EEW! omg! I'm soo sorry for you ): that mustve sucked so bad! I'm glad you didn't go blind in that eye tho
83pgm 0
Good morning!! LoL
mostlybroken12 0
you shoulda lit a match, blew it out and pressed the hot ember against the tick. it makes them pull their head out.
_rainboes 0
that sucks man so sorry
JoHan55_fml 7
ur supposed to put nail polish or spray it with something then it'll just fall off... my dog used to get them stuck to her all the time
Razikha 3
That sucks
coolridge 0
holy crap! that's even worse than the tick I had in my butt cheek crack one time. awful!