Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went camping with friends, two guys and one girl. Night came and things got freaky. Two of them began to make out. I wanted to make a move on my guy friend but he said, “Nah, let’s not ruin the friendship.” Then he proceeded to have a threesome with them. Oh, and the other guy didn’t want me either. FML
Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML
Today, I came back from a hike to see my trailer rocking, as well as some strange but obvious noises coming from it. I went camping alone. Two strangers were in my camper having sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML
Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for a year. To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement. Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period. What a long night. FML
Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and another couple. We saw a black bear. I shrieked and peed, while the other guy stepped forward and yelled, "Get outta here!" To my surprise, it ran away. My girlfriend is so ashamed of me that she's refusing to share a tent. I'm sleeping in my truck bed. FML
Today, I went camping in the mountains with my girlfriend and her very outdoor loving mountain. I sprained my ankle falling out of the car and got a bug bite on my penis while peeing. Her dad actually asked why she was dating me and she admitted that she had no idea. FML
Today, I went camping. The night was calm and quiet, so we went to our separate tents to sleep. I closed my eyes, listening to the distant waves and my father playing porn in the tent beside me. FML
Today, I went camping with my boyfriend. We were sleeping on a small slope. He got so drunk he peed in his sleep. I was downhill. FML
Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML
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godmax1 3
MAN THE **** UP AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. ( anger ended ) throw her shit in the fire and then when your friend drives you home pop him in the face when you reach your house.
Xcrazygirl21 8
Blood curdling sex? Sounds terrible.
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Comments (576)
jeaLousyTURNSnv 0
how in the world is this even possible ? how are yu sitting there listening to yur " girlfriend && bestfriend " have sex something is wrong with this picture && yu need to man up && fix it !
gowan50 4
grow some balls and beat the mutha **** out of his stupid ass
gene818 13
See if you can manage to take all their clothes (and everything of your own) and your friend's car keys then drive home leaving them there. If they post that on FML, they deserve it!
lisha88 1
you shouldn't ever do that unless it's a double date
DWORD 2
******* pussy!
XxFr0stFir3xX 0
why does that sound so repulsive?
jellyD 1
awww honey, I"ll come pick you ip!
UnicornHooker 0
Were they drunk? Drunkeness is not an excuse, but it would at least explain their hideous level of disrespect toward you. Still, if you didn't do anything and pretended it never happened, which is likely considering you posted it on here and the ***** is still your girlfriend, you may as well have been getting rammed in the ass along with her. I really hope you didn't become a total bitch and let them away with it. Christ, if my girlfriend ever did that to me, I'd throw her out and throw all of her stuff in a pond. I'm afraid of ponds, and I'd be banking on the assumption that she would be too.
The_Darth_Wabbit 3
this is when u take ur future exs phone, and change her ringtone to a voice recording. for you future ex, "***** alert! ***** alert! this phone belongs to a *****! watch out i got herpes!" oh and dont forget to put volume on high. for your friend, tell him the girl and you were gonna get married because she gave you herpes. thatll scare him. FYL.
JohnM989 2
I would of called for a cab or ride home,then beat the **** out of my best friend like i mean cant feel my knuckles anymore beat the **** out of. Slash his tires maybe break some lights....no on second thought i would defiantly break some lights and a window then peace the **** out
gene818 13
Maybe even wreck his engine, **** up his steering wheel and stuff. Just some thoughts, maybe the tires and windows are not enough.