Today, my boyfriend told me he would be really disappointed if we had kids before we got married, because it would ruin our plans to go to Disney World for our honeymoon. Apparently, kids ruin vacations. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML
Today, my husband and I had a huge fight because I booked us on an adults-only Virgin Voyages cruise for our anniversary. I love him, but he wants every single vacation to be a family vacation with our kids. FML
Today, I found out that the man I just married doesn't want to have children. We had this conversation multiple times with no problems before getting married, but now he would "rather die" than have children, because according to him, they would ruin his life. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, my boyfriend thinks it’s going so well, we have marriage potential, so before we get any more serious he wanted a promise that I will never want children, and if I think there’s ever a chance I might, tell him soon because we’ll have to split up before we waste each other’s time. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML
Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML
Today, despite the fact that we love each other and are perfect together, my boyfriend still refuses to leave his wife. Apparently it will "mess his kids up." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is booking my dream vacation to Bali with his brothers, 6 months after he told me we couldn't go on vacation this year because he doesn’t have the money. They planned this within a week. I had been planning it with him for months. FML
Today, and because our relationship is getting serious, I asked my boyfriend about his stance on having kids one day. He practically projectile vomited on the carpet, which is probably not a good sign. FML
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Top comments
blueknight1st 26
They do though.
Stephanie Claire 12
I mean he’s right though. I don’t see how your boyfriend not wanting you to have a completely miserable trip is an fml though
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Comments (33)
raven_of_azarath 35
The only fml here is if you’re already pregnant.
ftpallday666 16
They do
mccuish 25
I’m sorry, but they kinda do ruin Disney world plans
mccuish 25
I’m sorry, but they kinda do
Mathalamus 25
He isn't wrong.
bigdaddyeric 37
To a Children’s Theme Park like Disney World, right? You may want to change boyfriends unless you like 13 year olds.
bobsanction 18
He's not wrong.
magnumpeyote66 6
You are dating a very smart man. Kids DO ruin vacations and why the hell would you think having them on your honeymoon would be a terrible idea? Hell ya two want to go to Disney World for the honeymoon. Have you ever traveled with kids? Awful. And you cant do anything with them at the park if they are under a certain age. Furthermore they wouldnt remember the vacation that well unless they were ten or older so what would be the point? LISTEN TO YOUR BOYFRIEND AND DONT HAVE ANY CROTCH GOBLINS FOR A WHILE
bl3ur0z3 17
So the worst thing in your life is that your fiance wants your honeymoon to be just about you two? Sounds terrible. You should definitely dump him and find yourself a guy who will knock you up before marrying you.
alicelouise66 5
well they do.