Today, my boyfriend told me he would be really disappointed if we had kids before we got married, because it would ruin our plans to go to Disney World for our honeymoon. Apparently, kids ruin vacations. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML
Today, my husband and I had a huge fight because I booked us on an adults-only Virgin Voyages cruise for our anniversary. I love him, but he wants every single vacation to be a family vacation with our kids. FML
Today, I found out that the man I just married doesn't want to have children. We had this conversation multiple times with no problems before getting married, but now he would "rather die" than have children, because according to him, they would ruin his life. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, my boyfriend thinks it’s going so well, we have marriage potential, so before we get any more serious he wanted a promise that I will never want children, and if I think there’s ever a chance I might, tell him soon because we’ll have to split up before we waste each other’s time. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML
Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML
Today, despite the fact that we love each other and are perfect together, my boyfriend still refuses to leave his wife. Apparently it will "mess his kids up." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is booking my dream vacation to Bali with his brothers, 6 months after he told me we couldn't go on vacation this year because he doesn’t have the money. They planned this within a week. I had been planning it with him for months. FML
Today, and because our relationship is getting serious, I asked my boyfriend about his stance on having kids one day. He practically projectile vomited on the carpet, which is probably not a good sign. FML
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blueknight1st 26
They do though.
Stephanie Claire 12
I mean he’s right though. I don’t see how your boyfriend not wanting you to have a completely miserable trip is an fml though
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Comments (33)
Sinshine 28
Not vacations. Your HONEYMOON! That's the one time that's supposed to be only about the newlyweds. Not the kids. Independant from that, though: Kids DO ruin vacations.
Susan Yee 9
He’s right you know. Also don’t go to Disney or Universal or anywhere involve rides while pregnant, because you wont be allowed to ride any, it’s the rules.
Henry8cooper 15
Hmm - I have to agree that this is a FYL. Going to Disney world for a honey moon? Why not stick needles under your nails too? I don't care if you bring kids or not - but for crying out loud - honey moon is supposed to be a nice experience. You are kidding me right?
smartjaguargurl 17
I mean... he’s not wrong
samomaha 17
I don't kn ow that I agree thaT "kids ruin vacations". They certainly will ruin a honeymoon.
icalledhisname 12
A vacation with kids is not a vacation. It’s paying a ton of money to baby-sit.
i8cake 12
honeymoon and kids are not an ideal combo. can't blame him for not wanting kids so soon
tounces7 28
Oh boy are you in for a surprise. If you take your kids on vacation, it's no longer a vacation for you, it's a vacation for them, and you're just along as an escort.
Traveling_Book 9
Some really odd responses here. My wife and I drag our son all over the country. Never once has he ruined a vacation. It adds to it with him experiencing things for the first time.
Nhayaa 21
Of course they do. And not only for you, but for the people around you too.