Dogs, Food, Ironic and Animals: The trap

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By fuckendog - 25/05/2026 18:00 - Australia - Virginia

Today, I was cooking bacon while my dog watched me, drooling. I thought this was funny and I teased her a bit. I then slipped in the drool as I was carrying the bacon and she got to enjoy it. FML

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By Undercooked - 24/09/2013 19:08 - Canada - Mississauga

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 04:07 - United States

Today, while cooking with my girlfriend, I thought it would be funny to slap her with a raw porkchop. She thought it would be funny to throw the hot cooking grease on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 20:23 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2016 21:25

Today, I made myself a snack. I took a seemingly clean plate from the sink which had been used earlier for scrambled eggs. Only after I'd made the snack did I remember I let my dog lick the plate clean. FML

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By Face - 09/01/2010 10:12 - Australia

Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML

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By BaconBreathBlonde - 30/10/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML

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By FishFlingingMonkey - 22/08/2015 03:55 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I was eating and my dog kept bothering me. She kept scratching my legs for food, so I took a large piece of fish from my plate and tossed it out into the hallway. It flew right into my mother's face. FML

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Tasty!

By Andrew Williams - 12/01/2023 06:00

Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML

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By FrozenAnonymus - 14/07/2016 18:05 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, I was laying on a couch with my dog watching TV when I heard my dog fart. I looked at her, she looked at me and started waving her tail, blowing it into my direction. FML

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Dangerous words

By lily - 30/08/2009 20:17 - United States

Today, my friend and I were making sandwiches at his house. His family's dog wandered over just as I dropped a large chunk of cheddar on the floor. The dog snatched it up and ran away with it. I yelled after it, jokingly, that I hoped it would choke and die. It did. FML

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1dvs_bstd 41

Friday 25 July 2014 16:33

Smart and strategic by your dog. Drooled for you to fall. it was intentional, i tells ya.

Leodak 16

Friday 25 July 2014 16:33

Don't be a dick to your dog then.

Comments

amp4942 12

Friday 25 July 2014 20:39

15-6

mattmsk005 8

Friday 25 July 2014 20:48

Karma's a bitch.

naggy31 4

Friday 25 July 2014 22:18

if you would have given the cute doggy some bacon he wouldnt have drooled and you woudnt have slipped - karma is a bitch (dog in your case)! one love

ScarlettVixen_fml 5

Friday 25 July 2014 22:59

The maple kind?

Journiexo 18

Friday 25 July 2014 23:23

It's not funny now, huh?

Urpoppy 21

Saturday 26 July 2014 1:46

Quick Karma.

kat007 8

Saturday 26 July 2014 2:15

5 second rule!?

sassy2085 16

Saturday 26 July 2014 2:21

That will teach you to tease the dog they are smarter than they look

scoobydoo75060 7

Saturday 26 July 2014 2:22

That's what we call insta-karma lol

ulissey_fml 22

Saturday 26 July 2014 3:59

Ha ha , as we say in Quebec, c'est une histoire droole !

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