The Graduate

By Anonymous - 06/10/2019 20:00

Today, I graduated with my Bachelor's degree. The excitement didn't last too long because I broke my elbow by tripping over a stick at my graduation dinner. Definitely not intoxicated, just clumsy. FML
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I feel your pain. I broke my foot the first day of my after-graduation vacation.

They don't revoke degrees for clumsiness.

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I feel your pain. I broke my foot the first day of my after-graduation vacation.

They don't revoke degrees for clumsiness.

Someone didn't party a lot during college, or they would have learned how to limbo properly.