Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
The inconsistent gardener
Today, I looked in my mouse's cage and noticed a tiny weed growing. I've been trying to grow a garden for years to no avail. Even my mouse is a better gardener than I am. FML
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ceepevoy 0
ur mouse is growing weed plants to cope with his sucky jail celled life XD
ScaryyMary 14
Don't feel like a dope or be hash on yourself. You'll grow some grass eventually, maybe pot today, maybe pot tomorrow, but someday. Not everybody has a green thumb. Maybe you could ask your friend Mary Jane to hemp you out with your gardening, just take her out to lunch at a local burger joint in exchange for her assistance. It cannabis too hard. All these crappy puns are making Mary-wanna get high now... (Man, I wish I was as clever with these as DocBastard.)
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i_wuz_nver_here 31
Maybe you should try cleaning its cage a little more often that's disgusting....
FriskyCoconut 0
tehe I like mice (*^_^*)
uncbballwins 0
I see what you did there.
bentleyGCspeed 0
My blind grandmother saw what he did there...
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
BOOO!!!!!
Penises_are_fun 0
You scared the cum out of me trollz!
Penises_are_fun 0
Troll* sorry used to Trollz. Oh how he makes me wet…
ImaginaryFoe 1
You're a crap gardener and a crap mouse owner. Do a little research and make a stronger effort when taking up your next hobby, mkay?
uncbballwins 0
That, my good sir, would be impossible.
jewels1877 0
I believe you should make a little army of migrant mouse workers to tend to your gardening.