Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
The inconsistent gardener
Today, I looked in my mouse's cage and noticed a tiny weed growing. I've been trying to grow a garden for years to no avail. Even my mouse is a better gardener than I am. FML
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ceepevoy 0
ur mouse is growing weed plants to cope with his sucky jail celled life XD
ScaryyMary 14
Don't feel like a dope or be hash on yourself. You'll grow some grass eventually, maybe pot today, maybe pot tomorrow, but someday. Not everybody has a green thumb. Maybe you could ask your friend Mary Jane to hemp you out with your gardening, just take her out to lunch at a local burger joint in exchange for her assistance. It cannabis too hard. All these crappy puns are making Mary-wanna get high now... (Man, I wish I was as clever with these as DocBastard.)
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ScaryyMary 14
SirEBC, that was glorious. I'm going to go put on a hat, just so I can tip it to you.
TheTrollrCoaster 2
Is your mouse spanish?
ashyash90 8
all the comments about weed are really annoying. OP said **A** weed not just weed -_- the word has more than one meaning, stoners :P.
Griggy 0
Well... Technically speaking... Shit of all kinds is fertilizer...
jebusandme 1
You don't suck at gardening, you suck at cleaning, that's why fungus is growing in a mouse cage. Take care of your pets better
jessief623 4
it's called cleaning the cage?!?
GravityPurple 0
You, sir, are a genius and a scholar
TKrisha_fml 5
FYL ask your mouse for advice
kariio 0
that made me laugh so hard
fuzzybear14 0
after i read that i said "aww"