Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
The inconsistent gardener
Today, I looked in my mouse's cage and noticed a tiny weed growing. I've been trying to grow a garden for years to no avail. Even my mouse is a better gardener than I am. FML
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ceepevoy 0
ur mouse is growing weed plants to cope with his sucky jail celled life XD
ScaryyMary 14
Don't feel like a dope or be hash on yourself. You'll grow some grass eventually, maybe pot today, maybe pot tomorrow, but someday. Not everybody has a green thumb. Maybe you could ask your friend Mary Jane to hemp you out with your gardening, just take her out to lunch at a local burger joint in exchange for her assistance. It cannabis too hard. All these crappy puns are making Mary-wanna get high now... (Man, I wish I was as clever with these as DocBastard.)
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domosumo 0
He'll be making ratatouille next.
SirEBC 7
The word "retard" was omitted in my above post because it is offensive. The correct term is "mentally challenged." Jerk.
Gondile 4
FML? Really? Your hamster obviously was trying to cheer you up since you suck at gardening by making some mary jane! Shame on you OP!
LifeSucksbtw 0
LOL I'm just going to laugh and pretend that I didn't read the last part because or else I would have to call u a complete dumb ass.
Plaid_rainbows 0
Jesus.. FAIL bahahahah. Actually though that's happened to me x] my hamster though
Susieee_Q 9
I. Have. No. Common. Sense. I'm so dr. watching house of Anubis. WTF?
Susieee_Q 9
Hahahaha. I love how handsome you are. I haven't even read the FML. I guess I should....
random210 0
that would mean she is no longer blind dumbass
callofduty4life 0
stop sucking so much at gardening then?
walawalavoila7 0
:p that's so cute!
mogli813 0
Lame!!!