Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
The inconsistent gardener
Today, I looked in my mouse's cage and noticed a tiny weed growing. I've been trying to grow a garden for years to no avail. Even my mouse is a better gardener than I am. FML
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ceepevoy 0
ur mouse is growing weed plants to cope with his sucky jail celled life XD
ScaryyMary 14
Don't feel like a dope or be hash on yourself. You'll grow some grass eventually, maybe pot today, maybe pot tomorrow, but someday. Not everybody has a green thumb. Maybe you could ask your friend Mary Jane to hemp you out with your gardening, just take her out to lunch at a local burger joint in exchange for her assistance. It cannabis too hard. All these crappy puns are making Mary-wanna get high now... (Man, I wish I was as clever with these as DocBastard.)
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sleepyglowstar 32
Lol. Funniest thing I ever read!
Federgirl 19
omg thats soooo adorable....
girlintheuk 9
Awwwwww cute!
foxwithit420 19
that has to be unsanitary... the only way things will grow is if the bedding is wet an that has to smell funny for a mouse
Mattanatior 11
Idk why people put deserve its on post like these why does she deserve it? OP literally did nothing wrong
kimise 21
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!