Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
The inconsistent gardener
Today, I looked in my mouse's cage and noticed a tiny weed growing. I've been trying to grow a garden for years to no avail. Even my mouse is a better gardener than I am. FML
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ceepevoy 0
ur mouse is growing weed plants to cope with his sucky jail celled life XD
ScaryyMary 14
Don't feel like a dope or be hash on yourself. You'll grow some grass eventually, maybe pot today, maybe pot tomorrow, but someday. Not everybody has a green thumb. Maybe you could ask your friend Mary Jane to hemp you out with your gardening, just take her out to lunch at a local burger joint in exchange for her assistance. It cannabis too hard. All these crappy puns are making Mary-wanna get high now... (Man, I wish I was as clever with these as DocBastard.)
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mikeepoo 0
ur upper torso erouses me
firetruckinaweso 0
uhh I'm pretty sure it's just A weed like you'd find in a um manicured lawn , not weed that people smoke
goaliemkl123 8
that's kind of the point
flyingdonuts 1
maybe his pee is what makes the weed grow!
madz123j 0
that just mean that the cage is dirty enough to grow a life form...ew. clean that...
kindlystfupls 0
that just means that your cage hasn't been cleaned as often as it should. gross. poor mouse.
jissie 6
nice job.
Lintutu 0
ew, clean out his cage. With rodents, you're supposed to clean their cages OFTEN not once a year. I own 2 guinea pigs and i clean their cages once every week.
Candi814 2
dude you need to clean the cage that's gross
zombunny 2
If it's been so long since you last cleaned your pet's cage that plants are growing, you should not have a pet. That is serious neglect. Poor mouse.