Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
The inconsistent gardener
Today, I looked in my mouse's cage and noticed a tiny weed growing. I've been trying to grow a garden for years to no avail. Even my mouse is a better gardener than I am. FML
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ceepevoy 0
ur mouse is growing weed plants to cope with his sucky jail celled life XD
ScaryyMary 14
Don't feel like a dope or be hash on yourself. You'll grow some grass eventually, maybe pot today, maybe pot tomorrow, but someday. Not everybody has a green thumb. Maybe you could ask your friend Mary Jane to hemp you out with your gardening, just take her out to lunch at a local burger joint in exchange for her assistance. It cannabis too hard. All these crappy puns are making Mary-wanna get high now... (Man, I wish I was as clever with these as DocBastard.)
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Comments (119)
dansco 25
No you're as bad as each other! Weeds are bad so both rubbish gardeners lol
FarSide 23
Your mouse would probably be a better FMLer. Give the mouse its own account.
kariio 0
you have a drug addicted mouse and you're complaining? lol XD o.O
tbj42409 0
bahaha that is crazy funny
shelba97 5
I think it's time to clean that cage bud
rawrsofi 5
Go back to Farmville then.
skulluks 0
I so needed that laugh. thank you.
bodnarfresh 0
Aww. That's so cute!
LifeSucksbtw 0
WTF stop being a dick ******* retard grammar Nazi
Neylin 7
Well! I'd be dammed, you got a pet who can make you a millionaire.