The disrespect!

By squeezable - 19/06/2009 17:48 - United States

Today, a little girl standing next to me on the train suddenly hugged me. I thought maybe she was sad or I reminded her of someone, and hugged her back. Then she smiled, squeezed my love handles, and said, "Honk, honk!" FML
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Doorhandle57 0

Hahaha what a cute little girl!

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LLBH 0

LMAOOO ahaha maybe she was wondering wat they felt like ?:S

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Tori_xoxo 0

Lawl. -huggle-. :d

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1bored 0

Hahhha lmfao this FML had me cracking up for hours!!! "honk honk"... But kids will be kids :D

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Lucky19 0

I get the strange feeling this will be the next FML to be illustrated. And FYL, kids do the strangest things.

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nonamedollface 0

Lmfao. Kids do the strangest things?! now.......... how would that have gone over if you were a male?... hmm, you'd be locked up for sure.

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Avenging_Angel 0

Lmao XD this is random, but the word "lovehandles" is so weird. I prefer "muffintops" :D

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OhMyGodOx 0

Ahaa,, I Was Sat On The Bus, And A Cute Little Girl Sat Next To Me And started Playing With My Hair, I Let Her Carry On, Then Listened To Her Explain How Her Hands Stank Of Wee From Changing Her Brothers' Nappy. And She Had Been Digging In The Garden Shortly Before Catching The Bus With Her Mum. Greaat. Ox'

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