That's some BS

By unemployed - 21/05/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, my boss came storming towards me, screaming just how tired she is with my constant bullshit. Already pissed off, I retorted that she's a bitch and should go lose some pounds. Turns out she was talking to her husband on her Bluetooth headset. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 769
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Same thing different taste

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SomeGuy1234 0

That sounds like a perfectly reasonable, professional and level headed response.

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rachelbrianna25 0

#4. i have read so many of your posts saying how you hate the word proceeded? lol. wow... dumbass. poster- that's awesome. sucks u lost ur job. you went a little extreme, but that IS confusing. I never got a bluetooth bc you always look "CRAZY" if your talking on one.

Pepin_the_Short 0

Never, EVER think it's okay to take the chance to talk back to your boss. It's always too good to be true. For the next time, an appropriate response before flipping out would be something along the lines of "Pardon me?" in a RESPECTFUL tone. Think before you speak. That's why your brain and your mouth are so far apart.

I2OI3 0

Don't talk back to your boss, and always go funky chicken monkey ice cream in the creek next Sunday Christmas.

I really hate people who use bluetooth headsets.... They always look at the people who respond to them when they start randomly talking to what seems like no one as if THEY'RE the ones that look stupid in that situation, yet they don't realize they're the ones that look like they're talking to themselves. Now I always just respond to people who have them on and talk in my general direction just for the lulz.

This is for you, #4. Today, I read this FML. I then proceeded to scroll down to the comments section. Then I proceeded to type this. I decided to read some other comments, so I proceeded to scroll back up the page and read some. That proceeded to get boring pretty fast, so I proceeded to scroll back down to the comments section where I proceeded to re-type my comment, and finally proceeded to click "Spill the beans!" where FMyLife.com proceeded to post my comment. I then proceeded to re-read my comment. I decided I wanted to edit said comment so I proceeded to click the available edit button and proceeded to edit it. I then proceeded to count how many times I used the word "proceeded", and proceeded to find I used the word "proceeded" sixteen times. I then proceeded to finish this comment and leave, content. Turns out you'll never even see this. FML

You can't bull shit a bull shitter