Today, I summoned up the courage to tell my crush how I've felt about her for the past two years. I really poured out my heart and soul, and she nodded and smiled throughout. Once I'd finished, she told me that she believes "sex is unnatural", and that she could never date a guy who wanted it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally told the girl I'm in love with how I've felt ever since we first met six years ago. She let me know that not only does she not feel the same way, she's always considered me a creep and only ever hung out with me because of our mutual friends. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to tell my crush how I feel about them. I poured my heart out, only for them to tell me that they're already seeing someone else. To make matters worse, they then asked me for advice on how to impress their new partner. FML
Today, the girl I’ve had a crush on for months told me she scored a Tinder date and she’s so excited to go out with him. Just last week, I worked up the courage to ask her to be my girlfriend and she told me she doesn’t want a relationship, and “doesn’t believe in love anymore.” FML
Today, I went out for dinner with my crush and expressed my love for her. She responded by saying that we should know that this is the real thing, and to do so we needed to date other people and let time bring us together. FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I felt. She instantly burst out laughing and said, "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML
Today, I finally mustered the courage to tell my crush how I feel. He's a straight-A student and very nice in general. After I finished pouring my heart out, he stared at me for a bit and then said: "Nice rack." FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I saw the girl I have a crush on holding hands and making out with another girl. When I hinted that I was into girls, in an attempt to ask her out out two months ago, she told me she was “straight as hell” and would “never resort to that disgusting ass lesbo shit.” FML
Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML
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Top comments
trixy81 10
What? Well you clearly dodged a bullet with that one...
rcloca 10
It's unnatural? Oh shit.
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Comments (350)
xbrit551 13
She's gonna be single ferr a long time
perdix 31
She'll be single until she finds a guy who is so hot, she'll enjoy doing unnatural things with him. I wouldn't be surprised if, after a few dates, he converts her into a big fan of anal.
desireev 18
She was looking for an excuse!!! Boo on her!! You can do waaaay better than her!! Find you a girl who LOVES to have sex!!! FYL
RadPenny 6
I wouldn't go as far as trying to find a girl that LOVES sex because then it might not be a real relationship.
Horcruxer 0
She's immoral anyway
oA_Fiasco 8
you i idiot. never pour your heart out to a female
blazingdaily 3
If he truly loved her then it was the right thing to do. You're just a ******* retard who wouldn't have the balls to do that, or you have the emotional range of a bottle cap; my bet is they're both accurate. By the way, I think you meant 'you're an idiot'
RadPenny 6
I'd say something but that would make me a hypocrite :(
NullPointer 20
Tell her you agree. Then after a few dates ask her when you guys are going to pretend to be grown ups and put your hoo-hoo-dilly into her cha-cha. Insist that this isn't sex, that sex is something dirty and gross, and this is just being grown-ups.
LadiDi_fml 10
Don't start a relationship with a lie...
justlikeme79 9
Because 30 was definitely being serious.
niniloka 2
shes going to be pretty lonely
justspin 7
More of fhl. You deserve better.
Boomshadow 3
Ask her how she was born, then, dude, because most of us are the result of sex (though my parents are saints and as far as I'm concerned only had sex once and never again and they were virgins until their wedding night even though I have a half-brother and...).
sunshine_cc 3
Wow. Did you misread her signals a bit?
jaredofmo 22
Well, if a girl thinks sex is unnatural, then you really, really don't want her...
mikepattonfan 0
Agreed....