Today, I waited on a gentleman and his lady friend at my restaurant. They ordered some of the most expensive items on the menu, and I thought I'd get a nice tip. Instead, he tipped me a scrap of paper, containing a drawing of a cock jizzing on a caricature of my face, and the word "Thanks." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at my job as a waiter I sharted myself while taking an order. They tipped me $20 and wrote "for new underwear" on the receipt. FML
Today, I'm a waitress. A customer came in and acted very kindly and even mentioned how I was such a help to her. She also mentioned leaving a nice tip. The tip? A fake $20. Thanks. FML
Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML
Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when I collected a credit card bill that was worth $120 and a big zero on the tip line. Angered, I turned to a co-worker and said "I knew this asshole wasn't going to tip me." The guy was standing right behind me with $30 in his hand. FML
Today, I was working in a restaurant. On the receipt under "tip" someone actually took the time to write out "$0.00." FML
Today, I was complimented by my guests about the great of service I was giving them. They then left me a $2 tip on a $50 tab. FML
Today, a guest at my restaurant asked me what a tip was. I had to awkwardly explain to him that servers don't make hourly wages, and we rely on tips from customers to make money. After I finished, he laughed at me, called me a sucker, and stiffed me on a $120 tab. FML
Today, while I was working as a waitress, I had to wait on a table of 13 people. I was struggling through it and when they finally left I went by the table to pick up my tip. Instead of a money I got a napkin saying, "Here's your tip, don't be a waitress." FML
Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML
Today, I was waitressing for a huge family. Their bill was $750. Excited about the tip, I was shocked to see only $0.50. As they were leaving, I threw the two whole quarters at their heads. Guess who also got fired today. FML
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JACKxRAWR 22
Now that's just ******* creepy...
iLike2Teabag 27
I guess he thought giving you a "money shot" = giving you money.
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Comments (94)
Witchylady 18
What a cheap prick!!!!
wvcheesehead 13
Tell your manager and have him file a police report as if the fellow were sexually harassing you. I know he was not, but ruin his day back.
RedPillSucks 33
You do know that filing a false police report is illegal. And OPs day wasn't ruined by lack of a tip.
SillyGirl4602 23
It may put me in a bad mood when a customer doesn't tip but it never ruins my day. I have dealt with complete assholes but filing a false police report is crossing the line.
brandoneyez1 25
That's awful. Bad enough to get no tip, but then to be disrespected too. Sorry op. Next time don't wait on them.
weveallbeenthere 30
some people just suck.
tukies 28
At least that's more creative than those damn Jesus tips.
creepyclowntown 10
fyl.its a bad time to be a waiter/waitress in this economy because you have people who want to eat the same way they use to but lack the funds so tips seriously are rarely what they should be
charlotte69er 7
Gross
NineeCat 32
Money shot!...oh wait.
Sparkieemae 14
what pieces of shit omg if they ever came back to me after that I would spit in all their food.
Dumbledora 9
I'd spit cum into their food. If I wanted to go to jail, I mean.
SophieLouiseG 12
why do you expect a tip. you get paid for your job don't you? why should you get extra? over here in england you don't normally ever get tipped!!! so stop expecting extra!!!
blackonblight 33
In America waitstaff who receive tips are not required to be paid minimum wage. Without tips they might be making $3 an hour. Minimum wage isn't even a living wage, a fraction of that is worse.
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
I can't stand when people think that every country has the same customs as them. You're not the only country in the world, you know.
sassy2085 16
In America if you don't get tips you can't live. I live in Australia and it is not our custom to tip but if the service is good I usually do as it is my way of saying thank you without the depraved drawing.
SillyGirl4602 23
I am sure that in England your servers get paid more too. I am a server/bartender and we get paid below minimum wage. Our checks our very low if anything at all. We live off of our tips.
rochelleh 11
In England normally waitresses get paid minimum wage, which is more than servers in America get but it's still not a lot of money, especially when minimum wage is different for different ages; under 18's get paid less than under 21's, under 21's get paid less than over 21's. Comparing the job of being a waitress to working in a shop, waitressing is definitely more work but usually for less pay because we are told we should get tips on top of that! You're not expected here to tip as much as in America but still, if every single table left even a tip as small as £2-3 it would make my job so much more worthwhile!
dudetrustme 0
In America, waiters are not paid adequately. The lowest income jobs below the poverty line are food services here. It's expected that 20% for decent service. More if outstanding. No tip is like a huge **** you to service staff.