Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, in my tidy, small-town neighborhood, I parked my car 50 metres further back from my usual spot just across from our house on a half-empty public street, because it was taken. Apparently, someone didn't appreciate this. So much so, they put a used condom under my windshield wiper. FML
Today, I went to Safeway. Go in, get stuff, come out, and I have almost no room to get into my car because an SUV was parked in a compact spot next to me all crooked. Irritated, I got a pen and paper and wrote 'Nice parking you F*ing idiot' and stuck it on the windshield. Then I notice someone was in the SUV. FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML
Today, some jerk super glued leaves and a note onto my car's front windshield. Not only is it directly in front of the driver's seat and makes it nearly impossible to drive, but it won't come off. What makes it worse? I was spending the night at a friend's house and the note was meant for her. FML
Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with the truth that I'm absolutely terrible at parallel parking. After three failed attempts, I finally gave up and parked in a spot labeled "No Parking" just to make it stop. Of course, a car pulled in right behind me and blocked me in. FML
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
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roaminginsomniac 0
Where did you park? Was it a handicapped space or what? ANYthing can be removed. Take it to a dealership. They can help you.
Doortje 30
Everything can be removed...
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EvilDave 13
Go back over the next few days and see who is parked there. If it is the same car, trash it
sk3l370n 0
..and set it on fire.
colombiancartel 0
..and flee
WhatTheFuq 0
.... and go to McDonalds for a nice refreshing meal...
Kua_Mei 0
"nice" and "refreshing" should not be used in the same sentence as "McDonald's." Especially not in reference to a "meal" found there.
tundrathunder 0
The person of course didn't say where they were parking at so i bet it was assigned parking. I would warn once and the next time you'll be towed; so OP deservered it...next time be more considerate of parking cause your car will be gone, if not compacted.
CaptainPat 0
buy Goo-Off and a razor blade.
unko_oa 0
you should buy some of the same ones and put one on every car in that lot.
FantasticFin 0
FIRST! lol jks I can count. :)
RadAtThis01 0
ydi for living in Indiana
brandi_1387 4
WhAt does living in Indiana have to do with anything?
peachykeen93 17
Thats funny
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Vandalism: Putting ghetto bitches in their place since 1960.
allmidnighteyes 11
I'm pretty sure it's been going on longer than that. I can just imagine someone in the year 1000 branding obscenities on a horse that's been left in someone else's spot.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Eh...A.D. 1000, 1960; close enough.
bombiezz_1103 0
hahahaa dumbass
lemonypower 6
Well inconsiderate **** dont park there again. And try and...... no help for you, maybe a switchblade? What did you do that would provoke someone to do that? did you run something over? or a reserved space. The mystery will continue forever...
daniferrr 0
Hey, at least everyone is now aware of how inconsiderate you are! Haha just kidding! That really sucks!! You can for sure get it off. Like everyone else has said, get a razor blade.
jamesmeyer2010 0
hey girl u beautiful