Today, I had a softball team dinner, and I was sitting with a bunch of girls who were talking about how far they've gone with guys. One girl goes, "I must be the least experienced one here, I've never even kissed a guy!" Surprised, I said, "Me too!" and high-fived her. She was joking. I wasn't. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML
Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML
Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML
Today, I was at a volleyball game talking with my friends when a girl who is in my team arrived. She was greeting someone else but I thought that she was saying hi to me. However, I'd already waved back at her. All my friends and others noticed the situation and as a result they laughed at me. FML
Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML
Today, my girlfriend of one month and I had an amazing night of dinner and dancing, but when I leaned in to kiss her, she said, "You're joking right?" FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML
Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML
Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML
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troubledcrystal 0
don't worry, having an nice first kiss is much more important than having an early one
Inspired22 11
Aw, there's nothing wrong with that! People don't need to brag about how far they've gone!
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Comments (160)
TheEpicPies 15
It's alright. Everyone moves at their own pace. Your just waiting to find the perfect guy. :)
Miooow 16
Awww don't worry I haven't been kissed by a guy before! The time will come soon!
taliayungdiva 9
There's nothing wrong with that...
fmldude79 3
Softball players are lesbian..
LissaMccracken 23
Nothing wrong with being a virgin...
Comoke1024 19
Nothing wrong with that OP! But there is something wrong with your friend's sense of humor. When she becomes an adult, she'll learn that associating sexual experience with status no longer applies except among hookers.
F_Your_Life_001 0
im a 17 year old girl and i havent even had a boyfriend yet
cryfavreau 10
Thats kind of a good thing though. Its better to be least experienced than to have had sex with a bunch of guys.
XPredatorX 5
And that's when you say "Oh really? That's funny, cause I was just saying it to make you feel better."
sbarua219 17
Lol don't be ashamed. Girls nowadays are ***** and skanks. And this is coming from a guy who goes to a party school