Today, I was at my Muay Thai class. We were doing a combination which consisted of a low kick, body kick and head kick. My partner had already done the low kick so I held the pads for the body kick. He kicked me straight in the jaw. I'm a teenage girl and he's a fully grown man. FML
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Today, I was practising kicks with a a woman in my MMA class and for some reason she dropped her pads to ask me a question at the last second, and I kicked her in the jaw. I got banned from the class for not being careful. She’s the one lowered the pad in the middle of practice. FML
Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML
Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML
Today, at karate, my sparring partner thought it was completely okay to surprise kick me in the vagina. When he saw me doubled over in pain, he was completely surprised. Apparently, he thought that it wouldn't hurt, because I have no penis. FML
Today, I decided to challenge the jerk jock at work to a fight, since he kept poking fun at me for being a weakling. Having started taking MMA classes, I was confident I'd make him eat his words. Just my luck, he's an MMA instructor and kicked my ass effortlessly. Not what I had planned. FML
Today, during a judo session, I was paired with a thin, frail-looking rookie. Before a mock skirmish, as I'm much bigger, I said I'd take it easy on her, but also to give it her best shot. She immediately threw me on my face to the floor, knocking me out cold in 7 seconds. FML
Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML
Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't think anyone sucked enough to hit me below the belt. Five seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the Hacky Sacks. After writhing in pain for 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she sucked enough to do it again. She did. FML
Today, I got kneed in the stomach by a sixth grader. I couldn't breathe. I have a black belt in Taekwondo. FML
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skyeyez9 24
At least the jaw kick just made him look like a jerk to the rest of the class.
PeopleRSoDumb 0
You can't 'see' it coming, douche. If you're practicing patterns and you think he's going low and throws high, there's nothing do you can do. It's the exact same movement until the last moment. If you could lift your leg to kick, you would know this. His fault, either way. Props to OP though for taking a Muay Thai class, stuff is good to know. I wouldn't want to take a knee from you.
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Comments (168)
Prestigex 0
When did role playing become a part of FML comments?
haydog12 0
f his life not yours
pjfromok 0
Any retard that uses "your" in the place of "you're" needs to be kicked in the junk. Ice that jaw OP and get back to it. Mercy is for the weak!!
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
You hear that, Mercy! You're for the weak!
Prestigex 0
No, no, no it's "you're hear that mercy?! Your for the weak!" Nut shot please. :3
Prestigex 0
*Collapses* Thank you.(:
Sirin_fml 46
Did someone say "rape"? Oh look, a Prestigex.
dudeitsdanny 9
When we lost the ability to communicate offline, and realized we have superpowers online. -goes crazy throwing fireballs at everyone who doesn't like it-
Prestigex 0
A prestigex! oh mah garsh. what's that?
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Be quiet and get back in your smoke puff, Sirin! You got a long way to go before you get to the Moon.
Sirin_fml 46
*gets in tank* Hey guys, I have a tank*. Am I cool now? *may actually be a very small basket
Prestigex 0
If you can't be 'em join 'em. *runs home to get his iron man suit.*
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
(small tear rolls down right cheek) I'm so happy for you and your tank. Now you can drive up to a neighboring tank or enemy/friend/smoothie hut and hit them with your sword. (http://www.gobiel.com/sonsofruss/motiv/images/drive-sword-demotivational-poster.jpg)