Today, I was at my Muay Thai class. We were doing a combination which consisted of a low kick, body kick and head kick. My partner had already done the low kick so I held the pads for the body kick. He kicked me straight in the jaw. I'm a teenage girl and he's a fully grown man. FML
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Today, I was practising kicks with a a woman in my MMA class and for some reason she dropped her pads to ask me a question at the last second, and I kicked her in the jaw. I got banned from the class for not being careful. She’s the one lowered the pad in the middle of practice. FML
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Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML
Today, at karate, my sparring partner thought it was completely okay to surprise kick me in the vagina. When he saw me doubled over in pain, he was completely surprised. Apparently, he thought that it wouldn't hurt, because I have no penis. FML
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skyeyez9 24
At least the jaw kick just made him look like a jerk to the rest of the class.
PeopleRSoDumb 0
You can't 'see' it coming, douche. If you're practicing patterns and you think he's going low and throws high, there's nothing do you can do. It's the exact same movement until the last moment. If you could lift your leg to kick, you would know this. His fault, either way. Props to OP though for taking a Muay Thai class, stuff is good to know. I wouldn't want to take a knee from you.
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Comments (168)
MrPresidentBoss1 0
what an idiot fyl. you should have punched him in tha face.
daydreamstar 7
sheesh, whats with all the karate accidents lately? martial arts sure is becoming a dangerous class ^^ but Muay Thai sounds fun! *gives OP ice pick* have fun cleaning out the broken teeth matter! ^^
jessxoxo28 5
sound like it hurt :(
xEmoliciousx143 0
lol wow that is so true
0p3nl0v3 0
It was a ******* mistake. Suck It up Ms. Beverly hills Princess.
perdix 29
Way to go, Lolita, you got an older man to hit on your hot nymphet body. A kick to the jaw counts. Maybe he'll give you done candy to make it up to you.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
I got some candy she can suck on, if you know what I mean.
perdix 29
That is exactly what I meant ;) She should have followed Sting's advice and not stood too close to him.
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Ahahaha, nice literary reference!
jts2 3
I like candy. Can I have it?
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
I actually meant I have candy she could suck on, like a Gobstopper, Blow Pop, and of course Milk Duds (euphemisms are so fun) @Jts2 - "I need about $3.50"
sarcdude 3
@74: If I get kicked out the computer lab for laughing so loudly at that, I'm coming for you. :P
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Bring it! Ask MercyFML for my address, though, because I apparently cannot remember where I live.
jts2 3
Awwww.. but I don't have that much money! I WANT CANDYYY.. *growl*
currychicken 4
@42 if she could see it coming, she wouldn't have to attend mt classes, dumbass
CRUZs_GURL1 0
hahaha i just had to laugh, it must suck but you wanted to me in Muay Thai so suck it up change partners or somthing.
chadwick110480 0
a tough teenage girl.
lalalalifesucks 0
i feel off monkey bars and hit my jaw on one of the bars then got a cut on my knee :/ xD