Today, I was at my Muay Thai class. We were doing a combination which consisted of a low kick, body kick and head kick. My partner had already done the low kick so I held the pads for the body kick. He kicked me straight in the jaw. I'm a teenage girl and he's a fully grown man. FML
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Today, I was practising kicks with a a woman in my MMA class and for some reason she dropped her pads to ask me a question at the last second, and I kicked her in the jaw. I got banned from the class for not being careful. She’s the one lowered the pad in the middle of practice. FML
Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML
Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML
Today, at karate, my sparring partner thought it was completely okay to surprise kick me in the vagina. When he saw me doubled over in pain, he was completely surprised. Apparently, he thought that it wouldn't hurt, because I have no penis. FML
Today, I decided to challenge the jerk jock at work to a fight, since he kept poking fun at me for being a weakling. Having started taking MMA classes, I was confident I'd make him eat his words. Just my luck, he's an MMA instructor and kicked my ass effortlessly. Not what I had planned. FML
Today, during a judo session, I was paired with a thin, frail-looking rookie. Before a mock skirmish, as I'm much bigger, I said I'd take it easy on her, but also to give it her best shot. She immediately threw me on my face to the floor, knocking me out cold in 7 seconds. FML
Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML
Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't think anyone sucked enough to hit me below the belt. Five seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the Hacky Sacks. After writhing in pain for 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she sucked enough to do it again. She did. FML
Today, I got kneed in the stomach by a sixth grader. I couldn't breathe. I have a black belt in Taekwondo. FML
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skyeyez9 24
At least the jaw kick just made him look like a jerk to the rest of the class.
PeopleRSoDumb 0
You can't 'see' it coming, douche. If you're practicing patterns and you think he's going low and throws high, there's nothing do you can do. It's the exact same movement until the last moment. If you could lift your leg to kick, you would know this. His fault, either way. Props to OP though for taking a Muay Thai class, stuff is good to know. I wouldn't want to take a knee from you.
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Comments (168)
Melisso 4
damn I do muay Thai too
clahdupe 0
BLOW UP HIS HOUSE
swkisses5 0
damn thats so messed up lol
fookyouu 0
#92 ******* funny
strawberryspacejam 11
Right in the kisser! LOL jk. I just had to. But if he knocked you out then thats not his fault. Expect it when youre taking that class. When I did pro wrestling classes (I still do) I didnt think the knockout zones werent anywhere but the jaw. i was horribly wrong when a guy dropped me right on to my head with a snap DDT. Sorry but it hurts, and dont bitch too much. You'll get knocked out plenty more times but other classmates.
Raddaya 3
Owwww man, botched DDTs hurt like HELL.
theonlysweetpea 10
So he should have no problem with you kicking him in the back of the head, right?
alexxss_fml 10
lmfaoooo @1 your clearly a dumbass
shadey 0
oooooooo I've been there before...
Snowstar 0
i take tae kwon do~
FightingOne 0
Yes!!! So agree!
tayylorbabezz_fml 0
clock him in the balls. obviously it was an accident. kick him in the balls and apoligize and claim tourettes.
redhedsaysrawr 18
asshole! Tourettes doesnt make you harm other often! just twitching and verbal ticks... learn more about a disability before you go joking about it... -_-