Proposal, Cute and Love: Take it seriously!

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By very punny - 03/09/2014 03:18 - United States - Odenton

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 21:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML

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By anonymous - 02/09/2014 18:58 - United States - Wolcott

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML

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By fuckface? I wish - 30/11/2013 20:29 - Australia - Diamond Beach

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML

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Happy now?

By minime94 - 15/11/2012 06:35 - United States - Sunset

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML

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By failure - 29/07/2011 06:19 - United States

Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML

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The Boxer

By single - 27/03/2020 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2018 15:00

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML

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Yes or No?

By Anonymous - 06/02/2020 18:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 16:25 - Serbia - Beograd

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By frootloops - 21/11/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I realized that my girlfriend had never said anything about the proposal ring I had put into a box of her Froot Loops. When I hinted it to her, she said that the cereal had expired, so she threw out the box. FML

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xivoricbutterfly 25

Wednesday 3 September 2014 14:34

At least she said yes.

TheNoobySpartan 13

Wednesday 3 September 2014 14:35

She sounds awesome. Good job OP!

Comments

AshleyReynaud 5

Wednesday 3 September 2014 22:45

Lol that was cute

LOLmaster88 3

Wednesday 3 September 2014 22:52

you ruined the mood

skittyskatbrat 19

Wednesday 3 September 2014 23:02

"...for better or for worse..." 'Kay.

Jamaican_Domo 10

Wednesday 3 September 2014 23:07

At least it was a yes?

1jordan1 11

Wednesday 3 September 2014 23:41

I think you have a winner there.

cjwayy 22

Wednesday 3 September 2014 23:52

Saying "kay" to my boyfriend is one of our many inside jokes :P

peanutlife 6

Thursday 4 September 2014 0:01

She's a keeper

LilFidget 4

Thursday 4 September 2014 0:48

How is this an FML? Sounds like she has a sense of humor and doesn't give a crap that it's not Tiffany & Co.

Sakuraashita 15

Thursday 4 September 2014 0:56

Well??? Did you kiss after or have I been mislead by yet another contrived marketing scam?

annarcheer 19

Thursday 4 September 2014 1:24

she's smart.

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