Tactfully, no
Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my unemployed and very needy mother-in-law will be moving in with us soon. And during my conversation on the phone with her, she expects us to buy a house and my wife and I can "live with her." My wife agrees with all of this. FML
Today, my mother-in-law announced that she's going to be moving into the apartment next to us. Oh joy. FML
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and is moving in with us so we'll "take care" of her in old age. She's in perfect health. We've only been married for 4 months. My wife can't stand her for more than 2 weeks at a time, let alone living with us. FML
Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML
Today, while I was looking for an apartment for my boyfriend and myself, he asked me how would I feel about his mom moving in together with us. FML
Today, my mother-in-law showed up unexpectedly, made passive aggressive comments to my kids in front of me about how we need a bigger place to live, and asked questions about our income. We're actually trying to move soon, and just hadn't told them yet so they wouldn't try to follow us. FML
Today, my husband told me that he's letting his mother move in with us. He told her it was alright without even consulting me first. I hate my mother-in-law so much that I'm contemplating divorce rather than living with her. FML
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
Today, my mother-in-law moved in with my husband and I, where she shits the bed and herself. There's a waiting list for the nursing home, so in the meantime I’m cleaning up her shit and she isn’t even my mother. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
She asked, so you can say no. Say no. For the love of god, say no.
Feklfekl2222 32
Queue the endless woman hitler/mother-in-law jokes. Just say no, anyway she may be secretly nice.
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Comments (150)
tmd4L 7
I'm in the same situation and it's hell. Fyl op.
ipoopinshoes 2
Just think of all the fun you'll have!
florido_fml 10
Yes why not... Hehe
TonyIsMyDog 2
Is she hot?
nerdsgetmehot 23
My boyfriend and I live with his mom at the moment. It can be a challenge.
Monkeysmommy1 0
As in it's her house, and you live there? Trust me, it's wayyy worse the other way around.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#63 Okay? I'll trust you on that. I wasn't saying that my situation is more difficult.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Now I remember why I haven't posted on FML in a long time. People down-vote my comments. Ugh.
MyS3lf 24
SAY NO!! My father in law asked us that. A year ago. He's still here. I've developed an ulcer and a hatred for that man I'd never thought possible. SAY NO.
Jben7738 0
Oh I know who you feel! My mother in law lives with me! Before she was a wonderful person now she annoys the hell outta me. She was only suppose to be here a few months and has been here almost a year!
MyS3lf 24
Yep, same thing here. He was a nice enough guy, now I wouldn't care if he disappeared off the face of the planet.
MiSo_Delek 7
And that's where you simply reply "no".
grands138 4
That's when you reply... "Sure, I'll start cleaning out the garage."
Dcm210 19
times are hard.
j_cat187 20
That's what she said.
LilyZombie 8
The difference between outlaws and in-laws is that outlaws are actually WANTED.
sexynarwhal 6
HAHAHAHA Y U SO FUNNY