By NotAThief - /
Monday 17 July 2017 20:00 /
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Leeono
| 14
Crush some laxatives in YOUR food and leave a note not to eat it. It's not your fault if someone spends the day on the loo as you did warn them.....
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GhostFox
| 33
Don't use any sort of laxative in your food- it can get you charged with poisoning someone. You can however put something that is spicy, but not spicy enough to cause medical issues on your "food" and bring a spare lunch to actually eat.
Alternatively, set up a camera in the fridge area and get him on film, and use a dummy email account to forward it to everyone at work. Make sure to include yourself.
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Leeono
| 14
Crush some laxatives in YOUR food and leave a note not to eat it. It's not your fault if someone spends the day on the loo as you did warn them.....
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Steve115s
| 7
That is an awesome idea
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GhostFox
| 33
Don't use any sort of laxative in your food- it can get you charged with poisoning someone. You can however put something that is spicy, but not spicy enough to cause medical issues on your "food" and bring a spare lunch to actually eat.
Alternatively, set up a camera in the fridge area and get him on film, and use a dummy email account to forward it to everyone at work. Make sure to include yourself.
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Mike3258
| 16
ok the spicy part, you can,say you enjoy spicy food. it's not your fault he ate your lunch. therefore, if he has a problem with YOUR food...
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EnvyMe33
| 17
Putting laxative in your own food wouldn't be considered poisoning. He could be putting it in his food just to help him go if he's backed up. It wouldn't be his fault if someone stole his food and got the shits the process.
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bartsj1988
| 5
How can you be charged with poisioning someone if you put it in your own food. You aren't liable for the well being of thefts.
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mekiswrite
| 13
Start leaving the office at lunch and make sure people see you leave
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Glowworm56
| 19
Put a mousetrap in your lunchbox!
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RichardPencil
| 22
There’s really only one course of action left for you: start eating everyone else’s lunch.
You’re doing the time, you might as well do the crime.
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Whispra
| 5
Time to break out the cell phone camera
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Zachary8261
| 21
Do you have an HR Department? Bring it up with them if so.
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cliff333
| 5
This is the stuff that creates violence in the workplace. Report your manager immediately.
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Lobby_Bee
| 13
Simple solution, get one of those lockable lunch boxes.
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fde2blknimout
| 11
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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MidnaLink
| 30
I hope you're joking.
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Norja
| 30
Can you read? I'm not sure that you can.
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