Swiper No Swiping!
By NotAThief - 17/07/2017 20:00
By NotAThief - 17/07/2017 20:00
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Crush some laxatives in YOUR food and leave a note not to eat it. It's not your fault if someone spends the day on the loo as you did warn them.....
That is an awesome idea
Don't use any sort of laxative in your food- it can get you charged with poisoning someone. You can however put something that is spicy, but not spicy enough to cause medical issues on your "food" and bring a spare lunch to actually eat. Alternatively, set up a camera in the fridge area and get him on film, and use a dummy email account to forward it to everyone at work. Make sure to include yourself.
ok the spicy part, you can,say you enjoy spicy food. it's not your fault he ate your lunch. therefore, if he has a problem with YOUR food...
How can you be charged with poisioning someone if you put it in your own food. You aren't liable for the well being of thefts.
I said not to use laxatives because there was a case like this where someone used the laxative idea, the lunch thief sued them for it, and the thief won. Meaning there is a precedent set.
Start leaving the office at lunch and make sure people see you leave
Put a mousetrap in your lunchbox!
There’s really only one course of action left for you: start eating everyone else’s lunch. You’re doing the time, you might as well do the crime.
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Show it anywayI hope you're joking.
Can you read? I'm not sure that you can.
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Crush some laxatives in YOUR food and leave a note not to eat it. It's not your fault if someone spends the day on the loo as you did warn them.....
Don't use any sort of laxative in your food- it can get you charged with poisoning someone. You can however put something that is spicy, but not spicy enough to cause medical issues on your "food" and bring a spare lunch to actually eat. Alternatively, set up a camera in the fridge area and get him on film, and use a dummy email account to forward it to everyone at work. Make sure to include yourself.