FML : Swiper No Swiping!

Swiper No Swiping!

Today, I got a talking-to at work from my new manager for eating other peoples' lunches. Immediately afterwards, I watched my manager leave the room, take MY lunch, and begin eating it. Apparently my new manager is the thief, and I'm now the office pariah who gets the blame. Nobody believes me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By NotAThief - / Monday 17 July 2017 20:00 /

Work

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By Leeono | 17

#7495390 - Monday 17 July 2017 01:16

Crush some laxatives in YOUR food and leave a note not to eat it. It's not your fault if someone spends the day on the loo as you did warn them.....

By GhostFox | 33

#7495508 - Monday 17 July 2017 03:12

Don't use any sort of laxative in your food- it can get you charged with poisoning someone. You can however put something that is spicy, but not spicy enough to cause medical issues on your "food" and bring a spare lunch to actually eat. Alternatively, set up a camera in the fridge area and get him on film, and use a dummy email account to forward it to everyone at work. Make sure to include yourself.

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By Leeono | 17

#7495390 - Monday 17 July 2017 01:16

Crush some laxatives in YOUR food and leave a note not to eat it. It's not your fault if someone spends the day on the loo as you did warn them.....

Steve115s | 7

#7503412 - Saturday 22 July 2017 09:09

That is an awesome idea

By GhostFox | 33

#7495508 - Monday 17 July 2017 03:12

Mike3258 | 18

#7496073 - Tuesday 18 July 2017 02:15

ok the spicy part, you can,say you enjoy spicy food. it's not your fault he ate your lunch. therefore, if he has a problem with YOUR food...

EnvyMe33 | 19

#7496951 - Tuesday 18 July 2017 02:53

Putting laxative in your own food wouldn't be considered poisoning. He could be putting it in his food just to help him go if he's backed up. It wouldn't be his fault if someone stole his food and got the shits the process.

bartsj1988 | 5

#7500486 - Thursday 20 July 2017 03:52

How can you be charged with poisioning someone if you put it in your own food. You aren't liable for the well being of thefts.

GhostFox | 33

#7530353 - Wednesday 16 August 2017 05:55

I said not to use laxatives because there was a case like this where someone used the laxative idea, the lunch thief sued them for it, and the thief won. Meaning there is a precedent set.