Today, I decided to go all-natural and go to work without any makeup on. My boss swore I was on drugs, which I guess had absolutely nothing to do with the completely "random" drug test I had to take later in the day. FML
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Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML
Today, I was written up at work and sent home 20 minutes into my shift. My boss thought I was under the influence of something, but it’s really just the first time I’ve come to work with no makeup on. FML
Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML
Today, I had a morning shift at the restaurant and didn't feel like wearing makeup. I was energetic and greeted everyone happily, but my manager told me I looked tired. I said, "Oh no I'm just not wearing makeup!" He said, "Well, you might need it." FML
Today, I found out why I receive random drug tests at work. The safety department was specifically told by my boss to check up on me because I always seem way too cheerful to not be high. I've passed every single test. FML
Today, my boss called me out for a drug test. His reason was because my eyes are puffy and bloodshot, making me look high. I've been suffering from allergies all week, but still had to pee in a cup in front of a complete stranger. FML
Today, my boss decided to have the whole staff drug tested and fire everyone who failed. Out of an original staff of 14 people, only my boss, two coworkers and I remain. I now have four times my normal workload and am seriously thinking maybe I should've said "Yes" to drugs. FML
Today, for the first time, I decided to just be myself at work. My boss thought I was drunk. FML
Today, I asked my manager if wearing makeup was a requirement for the job. She told me, "Not if you're naturally pretty... So for you, yes". FML
Today, I'm a proud non drug user, but I trusted an oat cookie at my brother's birthday, which was loaded with pot. Tomorrow is our mandatory drug screening at work, my job is government based, and I worked my ass off to get it. Anyone who tests positive or misses the test is sacked immediately. FML
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AnnaDeWitt 27
Happens to the best of us, OP. Whenever I go to school without makeup it seems everybody asks if I'm feeling ok when I'm absolutely fine.
whoredom 21
He really CRACKed the whip. but maybe he just needs to get off his HIGH HORSE
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BruhFML 2
shows what makeup really does
Flyndaran 10
My GF was "randomly" drug tested numerous times for being cheerful and energetic at work. No one is ever that way on the graveyard shift apparently.
Sora_McKain 36
I feel your GF there. I have the same problem. I am always happy and energetic at work. And yes, I too work the graveyard shift. I am randomly tested all the time.
allplayedout 20
I feel your struggle. I remember my parents always ragging on me back in the day for being "narcissistic" whenever I put makeup on but pestering me about how sick and terrible I looked when I didn't. You can't win for losing
Kk_Waylen24 21
Well if you look that terrible...
ihatemymflife 8
And that is why you shouldn't wear so much make-up in the first place...A little lip stick or gloss should be enough...Natural beauty is where it's at...???
LostDreams000 12
Why can't people just let people .. Be people ... If you wanna wear make up wear make up .. If not don't ... Carl wants to wear a dress ok that's fine just make sure it's not see threw and I'll be fine some of these comments gosh