Drugs and Work: Suspicion

Suspicion

By vaylosa - 22/02/2015 20:36

Today, I decided to go all-natural and go to work without any makeup on. My boss swore I was on drugs, which I guess had absolutely nothing to do with the completely "random" drug test I had to take later in the day. FML

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By FreshFaced - 12/06/2011 11:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML

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By Lexxiluvstwat - 15/05/2018 20:30

Today, I was written up at work and sent home 20 minutes into my shift. My boss thought I was under the influence of something, but it’s really just the first time I’ve come to work with no makeup on. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2012 19:17 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML

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By definitelynotugly - 02/12/2018 12:00

Today, I had a morning shift at the restaurant and didn't feel like wearing makeup. I was energetic and greeted everyone happily, but my manager told me I looked tired. I said, "Oh no I'm just not wearing makeup!" He said, "Well, you might need it." FML

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By Ineedlotsofwater - 23/01/2015 16:41 - United States - Seattle

Today, I found out why I receive random drug tests at work. The safety department was specifically told by my boss to check up on me because I always seem way too cheerful to not be high. I've passed every single test. FML

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By dragynfyre - 06/03/2012 05:37 - United States

Today, my boss called me out for a drug test. His reason was because my eyes are puffy and bloodshot, making me look high. I've been suffering from allergies all week, but still had to pee in a cup in front of a complete stranger. FML

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Just Say Yes

By bringthemback - 29/03/2014 10:34 - United States - Columbia

Today, my boss decided to have the whole staff drug tested and fire everyone who failed. Out of an original staff of 14 people, only my boss, two coworkers and I remain. I now have four times my normal workload and am seriously thinking maybe I should've said "Yes" to drugs. FML

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By Drunk - 13/09/2010 23:40 - United States

Today, for the first time, I decided to just be myself at work. My boss thought I was drunk. FML

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By satega - 17/11/2012 09:15 - United States - Smithville

Today, I asked my manager if wearing makeup was a requirement for the job. She told me, "Not if you're naturally pretty... So for you, yes". FML

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Never trust a cookie

By Anonymous - 06/01/2022 14:01

Today, I'm a proud non drug user, but I trusted an oat cookie at my brother's birthday, which was loaded with pot. Tomorrow is our mandatory drug screening at work, my job is government based, and I worked my ass off to get it. Anyone who tests positive or misses the test is sacked immediately. FML

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AnnaDeWitt 27

Sunday 22 February 2015 23:53

Happens to the best of us, OP. Whenever I go to school without makeup it seems everybody asks if I'm feeling ok when I'm absolutely fine.

whoredom 21

Sunday 22 February 2015 23:55

He really CRACKed the whip. but maybe he just needs to get off his HIGH HORSE

Comments

BruhFML 2

Tuesday 24 February 2015 1:02

shows what makeup really does

Flyndaran 10

Tuesday 24 February 2015 3:11

My GF was "randomly" drug tested numerous times for being cheerful and energetic at work. No one is ever that way on the graveyard shift apparently.

Sora_McKain 36

Friday 27 February 2015 6:41

I feel your GF there. I have the same problem. I am always happy and energetic at work. And yes, I too work the graveyard shift. I am randomly tested all the time.

allplayedout 20

Tuesday 24 February 2015 4:22

I feel your struggle. I remember my parents always ragging on me back in the day for being "narcissistic" whenever I put makeup on but pestering me about how sick and terrible I looked when I didn't. You can't win for losing

Kk_Waylen24 21

Wednesday 25 February 2015 3:08

Well if you look that terrible...

ihatemymflife 8

Thursday 26 February 2015 8:17

And that is why you shouldn't wear so much make-up in the first place...A little lip stick or gloss should be enough...Natural beauty is where it's at...???

LostDreams000 12

Thursday 10 December 2015 4:45

Why can't people just let people .. Be people ... If you wanna wear make up wear make up .. If not don't ... Carl wants to wear a dress ok that's fine just make sure it's not see threw and I'll be fine some of these comments gosh