Today, I decided to go all-natural and go to work without any makeup on. My boss swore I was on drugs, which I guess had absolutely nothing to do with the completely "random" drug test I had to take later in the day. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML
Today, I was written up at work and sent home 20 minutes into my shift. My boss thought I was under the influence of something, but it’s really just the first time I’ve come to work with no makeup on. FML
Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML
Today, I had a morning shift at the restaurant and didn't feel like wearing makeup. I was energetic and greeted everyone happily, but my manager told me I looked tired. I said, "Oh no I'm just not wearing makeup!" He said, "Well, you might need it." FML
Today, I found out why I receive random drug tests at work. The safety department was specifically told by my boss to check up on me because I always seem way too cheerful to not be high. I've passed every single test. FML
Today, my boss called me out for a drug test. His reason was because my eyes are puffy and bloodshot, making me look high. I've been suffering from allergies all week, but still had to pee in a cup in front of a complete stranger. FML
Today, my boss decided to have the whole staff drug tested and fire everyone who failed. Out of an original staff of 14 people, only my boss, two coworkers and I remain. I now have four times my normal workload and am seriously thinking maybe I should've said "Yes" to drugs. FML
Today, for the first time, I decided to just be myself at work. My boss thought I was drunk. FML
Today, I asked my manager if wearing makeup was a requirement for the job. She told me, "Not if you're naturally pretty... So for you, yes". FML
Today, I'm a proud non drug user, but I trusted an oat cookie at my brother's birthday, which was loaded with pot. Tomorrow is our mandatory drug screening at work, my job is government based, and I worked my ass off to get it. Anyone who tests positive or misses the test is sacked immediately. FML
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Top comments
AnnaDeWitt 27
Happens to the best of us, OP. Whenever I go to school without makeup it seems everybody asks if I'm feeling ok when I'm absolutely fine.
whoredom 21
He really CRACKed the whip. but maybe he just needs to get off his HIGH HORSE
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dolander 10
Happens every time I step out side with no make up...
lewaraly 8
Maybe you should wear less make up...
potato63 10
Ha!
stephanyovalle 15
If you feel ok not wearing makeup that's fine, maybe they're not used to it; happens to everyone who wears makeup and suddenly decides to go natural.
nchic01 17
that sucks op :( Just know that you don't have to wear makeup if you don't want to, it's no one's choice but your own!
tdawg91 17
Unfortunately, there isn't always enough natural glow to go around. I've had my dads friend nag me about taking better care of myself so I don't get sick all the time, I wasn't sick, I just had no make up on
kieralumina 30
Vitamins and antioxidants help, so does water. I started using the YesTo (insert produce name) line and I've noticed a difference. Try keeping the makeup off more often so your skin can breathe. I'm not saying to give it up completely, but some days just wash your face with a cleanser/exfoliator and water as warm as you can handle, then rinse with cold water. After that just pat dry and apply a non-scented moisturizer and do nothing else to your face.
Dick_diamond 22
Just how METHed up is your natural face that that is his first reaction? Forgive the lisp, I meant messed up..
KittehFreak 25
You tried.
PeaceTurtle 17
I guess make-up makes you look more healthy or something? I've heard of many similar stories.
kimg0885 23
I don't know op people just get used to you a certain way. I would consider myself a functioning stoner, and no one ever notices. The only time I have ever been asked if I'm high was when I truly wasn't, strange.
Invalid1 9
The only time I have been asked of I was high was before I started smoking.
a1_z9 10
Maybe it was just because you looked different, so your boss knew something was off but couldn't twig why! If you want to go make-up free don't let it discourage you, personally I've found since ditching the makeup I'm more confident and accepting of myself!
shanannygians07 28
If I braid my hair everyone asks me if I'm hungover