Today, I went to a theme party where everyone wore white shirts and brought markers to draw on them. I didn't know many people there but I still went around drawing on people's shirts. After a few hours, someone finally drew on my shirt. They wrote "I'm scary." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a call from my friend who invited me to a theme party. It was a goth theme, and I decided to get real into it. I put on a trench coat, black skin tight pants, and black paint under the eyes. When I got there I was greeted by a kid in a pink popped collar. It wasn't a theme party. FML
Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume, a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up for dressing like a member of the KKK. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML
Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one of my friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML
Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML
Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML
Today, I saw photos of my roommate a recent party. OK, I'll admit I'm a little dark-skinned, but was it really necessary for him to color his face in black marker so he could go as "me" for a Halloween party? FML
Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML
Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML
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2tinybubbles 0
Aww sorry. But i really like this idea for a party! :D
ayuhme 0
well... it is on the creeper side to be drawing on peoples shirts that you don't know
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Comments (74)
Steve_0_10 0
Sounds like a blacklight party without blacklights, and this is what happens when you're creepy and crash parties..
charginasaur 3
#41 is right. almost every person ends up with a huge dick on their back at these parties... frequently drawn by me. i draw a damn good penis.
fdyourmom 0
Were you actually invited to the party? I'm just saying...
mikeyrye 0
Are you from aspen>? cuz i attended a party with the same exact theme...on sunday
miss_mojo 2
hahaha. next time, try not to be so much of a creeper.. if there is a next time for you..
Shmoopie4 0
Sounds like a lame-ass party to me...when did college parties stop revolving around alcohol?
OTSS 0
that's dumb!!
captainmaharet 1
This quality can be a major asset. Flaunt it.
crazii_latina_10 0
I don't get this
Mignun 0
That's a bit creepy, and a waste of a t-shirt. Sucks that you're scary. =/