Today, I noticed my house smells a lot like my grandma's. Not because we use the same cleaning products or anything like that, but because I'm slowly turning into a crazy cat lady. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML
Today, I cleaned my entire apartment hoping to find the source of the terrible odor I've been smelling for the past week. It's me. FML
Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML
Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
Today, I think I was just nominated as a crazy old cat lady. I was sitting in my garden when a stray methodically came back and forth, leaving her three kittens in one of my flowerbeds two feet from me, and now she hasn’t been back all day. I guess I own cats now. Three of them. FML
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metalmusic 0
Acceptance is the first step. Febreze is the second.
coolcat33 0
mmm the sweet smell of cat butthole.. it makes me wanna go eat a tuna fish sandwich
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Comments (47)
CallMeHush 1
Be honest, is it really happening slowly? Rapidly reaching critical mass keeps popping into my mind. Usually by the time you notice something like that it is already too late.
bluefairy_fml 24
You deserved it for calling you grandma a "crazy cat lady". Have some respect, for God's sake, she's your grandma.
CallMeHush 1
Are you saying that was really Bill out cruising around with me yesterday? No wonder he got pissed every time I played his 911 tape. He did think calling the fried eggs at IHop Tribbles was funny tho.
24788 7
Your Grandma has a good reason. What's yours?
mjolene 0
gross
perdix 31
If you and Grandma used toilets instead of sharing the litter box with your cats, it probably wouldn't be so bad. And P.S. The cats really resent those really huge clumps!
CallMeHush 1
Do you have any idea what I'm going to have to do to get that image out of my head?
perdix 31
Drink some Brano.
xHabsfanx 0
Well that's what air fresheners are for...
aDerangedStateOf 0
Hey snickerdoodles, Will you be my friend?
wierdo16 0
What
mzhonesty 0
Start opening windows, cleaning out litter boxes, changing the litter, and selling some cats if you can't keep your house in tip-top shape. I know a girl with 15 pets and her house smells clean as hell.