Today, I noticed my house smells a lot like my grandma's. Not because we use the same cleaning products or anything like that, but because I'm slowly turning into a crazy cat lady. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML
Today, I cleaned my entire apartment hoping to find the source of the terrible odor I've been smelling for the past week. It's me. FML
Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML
Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
Today, I think I was just nominated as a crazy old cat lady. I was sitting in my garden when a stray methodically came back and forth, leaving her three kittens in one of my flowerbeds two feet from me, and now she hasn’t been back all day. I guess I own cats now. Three of them. FML
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Top comments
metalmusic 0
Acceptance is the first step. Febreze is the second.
coolcat33 0
mmm the sweet smell of cat butthole.. it makes me wanna go eat a tuna fish sandwich
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Comments (47)
kayztastic 0
uh. you can change your comment within 2 minutes of posting it. so you probably made a mistake, fixed it, and now are trying to make everyone look like idiots and that you're always right. people like you piss me off /:
D4ni3l96 5
snickerdoodles plz get a life out of FML's
CallMeHush 1
Nuthin' but net Pendatic, nuthin' but net.
theeBeezWaXx 0
haha ooh wow, meow ! ^-^
skyeyez9 25
I fail to see the purpose of having so many pets. After so many, it would feel more like a pain in the ass to care for them, rather being companions.
MetalCraze 11
YDI for not training your cats to go outside.
gotit4cheap 0
seems too me like you need a dick in your life... Im just sayin'
5lug 0
not funny at all
streetwalkergirl 0
Weird. I can never smell how my own house smells--it always just smells 'normal'. It's just when I smell other houses that they smell different o-o
slushpuppy123 0
Crazy cat ladies are an important part of our economy in America. Americans on average spend more money on cat food than baby food. There. You learned something today. Now go. GET OFF FML.