Today, I stood up too quickly and got dizzy, so I sat on the edge of the bed to regain my balance. I started dozing off to sleep again, got confused, and peed down the side of my bed thinking I was on the toilet. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML
Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML
Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML
Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML
Today, I fainted in my bathroom, full on naked and sprawled out on my bathroom floor. When I came to, I was in pain from landing on my side and very disoriented. I sat up and could see my husband just roll over in bed and go to sleep. He didn’t even ask me if I was OK. FML
Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML
Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
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JMichael 26
That is a bad day..dear lord I hope I don't have those days.
christian1509 21
In 5th grade I dreamt that I had woken up and walked to the toilet and peed only to wake up in pissed sheets :/
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lateralligator 12
I would get dizzy from standing up too fast a lot due to very low iron and blood sugar. Might be worth a doctor's visit if its a frequent thing! sorry about the bedspread OP
MsKatieFace 11
I get those dreams multiple times a week, Sometimes multiple a night, but Ialmost always stop myself in my dreamfrom peeing because something feels wrong, then I wake up. Other times I pee in the dream but I've never peed the bed and usually don't need a wee when I wake up.
MsKatieFace 11
Wow character limit on phones, I was going to add for me its probably my lifelong OCD about Using toilets that causes them , but I talked to a doctor who said anyone can be in too deep a sleep to wake up in time to not wet the bed. The light headed thing sounds like low blood pressure, I get that.
mkayden 23
Another case of the pre-coffee dementia
leNada 17
I could only swear that this is exactly what happens to me when waking up in the early morning hours.
Stephencharis 14
think you should go back to the womb...you prob came too soon...
skylar_rox 5
that has happened to me before I woke up in the middle of the night but I was only half asleep and I really needed to go pee and since I was o lay half awaik I though I got up but instead I peed in the bed
butterflybella12 14
Aw poor op. Hopefully the rest of your day went better