Today, I stood up too quickly and got dizzy, so I sat on the edge of the bed to regain my balance. I started dozing off to sleep again, got confused, and peed down the side of my bed thinking I was on the toilet. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML
Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML
Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML
Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML
Today, I fainted in my bathroom, full on naked and sprawled out on my bathroom floor. When I came to, I was in pain from landing on my side and very disoriented. I sat up and could see my husband just roll over in bed and go to sleep. He didn’t even ask me if I was OK. FML
Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML
Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
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JMichael 26
That is a bad day..dear lord I hope I don't have those days.
christian1509 21
In 5th grade I dreamt that I had woken up and walked to the toilet and peed only to wake up in pissed sheets :/
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Comments (92)
RavenBlaze 12
I've done that before. I was really sick one time and my mind was so out of it. I dreamt I was on the toilet crapping and then my mum came screaming at me that someone shat in the trash can. Long story short my mum still thinks it was a hobo, but I crapped in the trash can.
Abadmonster 16
Drunk much?
ostfaiz 18
hope u were lonely there, sort it out do something, take it seriously
KatyLarae 13
Sounds like the start to a bad day...
alicat13 12
you need to see a doctor!
bayy1432 14
i guess you need to start going to bed earlier haha.
alicat13 12
You need to see a doctor or stop taking the drugs you are on.
wdd2 5
I did something similar when I was 5 or so, I got up in the middle of the night half asleep, walked out into the kitchen thinking it was the bathroom and pissed in the trash can.
katydid91 31
Don't go chasin' waterfalls.
808andheartbreak 16
Been there done that :P