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By deadbeatdad - 15/11/2015 22:35 - United States - Edmond

Today, I popped two tires hitting a curb. I called my dad hysterical, and he told me to call my mom and hung up. My mom's been dead for seven years. FML

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By kicking me while I'm LITERALLY down - 07/11/2017 05:00

Today, I was hit by a car while riding my bike, so I called my dad for help. He blamed me for the accident, said he wasn't sure what I wanted him to do, and suggested I call my mom instead. She isn't picking up. FML

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By fuckparents - 09/01/2012 23:01 - United States

Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2021 11:00

Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML

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By wwasmer - 27/02/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to answer a phone call from my mom. I quickly answered the phone and shouted "What!?". To which she replied, "I just had a bad feeling in my gut about you so I wanted to make sure you were ok." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2023 22:00

Today, my dad is such an asshole, he pulled out into traffic because he was too impatient to wait, which is how we ended up in the middle of a funeral for 5 miles, right behind the hearse. It was the funeral of a friend's dad and now I have 87 missed calls from her, and I’m too scared to answer. FML

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Jinxed

By Anonymous - 17/01/2022 17:02

Today, my phone made a random noise. I jokingly said, "Wow, I wonder who died now?" Turns out it was my son's grandmother. I had to explain it because I screamed. I also got to tell his dad that his mom just died. FML

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By RIP - 15/07/2012 05:02 - United States

Today, my mom came over to me and whispered something in my ear. I didn't hear it and assumed it was a joke, so I started laughing. Turns out my aunt died. FML

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Two in one

By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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Don't know, don't care

By Anonymous - 02/09/2024 13:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2014 14:08 - United States

Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML

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unsun 13

Monday 16 November 2015 15:21

Wtf is wrong with your dad?

justcommenting19 19

Monday 16 November 2015 15:22

AAA is very helpful. Sorry that your dads an idiot.

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unsun 13

Monday 16 November 2015 15:21

Wtf is wrong with your dad?

cakefete2 30

Monday 16 November 2015 17:33

He's been mixing dad jokes with black magic. Unfortunately, there is no turning back from this dark road.

spacefish966 18

Tuesday 17 November 2015 7:55

Seriously what a ****** up thing to say

mds9986 24

Monday 16 November 2015 15:22

Call up the insurance and they will send somebody to help.

justcommenting19 19

Monday 16 November 2015 15:22

AAA is very helpful. Sorry that your dads an idiot.

moodyreallyrocks 27

Monday 16 November 2015 15:23

Sorry for your loss OP. Hope everything's going well..

lexred 30

Monday 16 November 2015 15:24

Ur dad is mentally unstable.

pd2902 22

Monday 16 November 2015 15:24

All you can do is call the break down people, sorry your dad was no help :(

GAeroNKissR 26

Tuesday 17 November 2015 4:55

the break down people??

Colon_Man 17

Tuesday 17 November 2015 16:01

You don't want them. Call the fixer upper guy.

slowlearner 14

Monday 16 November 2015 15:24

mom you don't know about...may be?

lexred 30

Monday 16 November 2015 15:38

OP is talking something quite serious...and there's no need to make fun of his/her dead mum by blaming his father of ******* around. Be a little sensitive and a little human.

Xamry14 10

Tuesday 17 November 2015 9:55

I think it may have been a legitimate suggestion. What if the dad is seeing someone and that's the way of breaking it to her and expecting her to call her "mom" Dads an asshole either way.