Miscellaneous: Some taken

Some taken

By Atomic_Tangerine - 29/06/2009 23:07 - United States

Today, my mom, sister, and I were talking about a friend's girlfriend. My sister's opinion of her was that she was cute but not hot. My mom agreed, saying that she didn't think that someone without boobs could EVER be hot. She then looked at me and said, "No offense." FML

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By Dasani - 16/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I was complaining to my mom about how my sister looked like a barbie doll next to me. I was saying how she was so tan and her hair looked awesome next to mine. She paused for a while and then said "Well you're pretty on the inside." FML

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Thanks

By Miami6and3 - 26/08/2013 18:22 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML

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By MH. - 24/01/2014 12:36 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML

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You deserved it 3 971

By UHM - 06/10/2013 21:54 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML

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You deserved it 4 018

By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 20:32 - United States

Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML

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Unnecessary

By Ava K - 01/10/2019 16:02 - United States - San Diego

Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 01:39 - United States

Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML

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Boobaloo

By nerdlette - 15/03/2014 19:34 - United States - Newport News

Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML

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You deserved it 4 034

By Duckie W - 13/02/2009 01:24 - United States

Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML

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By UglySister - 02/12/2009 22:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML

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Justboy 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 9:16

No worries mate, chin up! I much prefer small boobs on a woman its way hotter. And just think of the state the big ones are gonna be when they're older, no one wants to see that!

cms70 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 9:14

Don't worry not everyone is into big boobs. My boyfriend hates big boobs.

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cel_fml 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 17:57

YDI for gossiping. You guys need to find something else to do...

cheesecakes 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 18:00

Your mom is a bitch *****

tNa693 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 18:04

Hm your mom made a ridiculous statement. There are many girls with small breasts that are sexy! Think about celebrities and models. Many of them are small chested but also sex symbols. I think that the preoccupation with breasts is absurd. I have large breasts and they are really nothing special. If you saw Kate Bosworth in Blue Crush you would know that she was rocking the flat chested look.

mas19 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 18:46

hey at least you're not fat.

speak_a_da_truth 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 18:47

Does this mean that small penis's are in too?

metheonlyb 17

Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:10

Well it doesn't matter as long as it is hard enough and the guy is an expert in bed. I mean bigger dicks do look good but you do need to have skills.

Guru_Gal 12

Friday 5 July 2013 9:44

102: Way to say it! 90: Those magazines are the only time you'll see a naked woman. OP: Your mum is a bitch and shouldn't be so "elitist". (Notice the visible, would-be-air-quotes.) Substance over matter.

cucumberfabulous 7

Tuesday 30 June 2009 18:47

LOL!

xxXChiiXxx 2

Tuesday 30 June 2009 18:52

I feel your pain, OP. :'(

rip_andie 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 19:12

I disagree I know many women that are hot without having to be busty.

badabing94 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 19:14

at least I'VE still got a future, you crazy old bat

CrimsonImpact 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 19:31

As a man I feel that the way a woman carries her body is way more important than the size of her boobs, but personality is the defining characteristic of what I consider "hot". I don't feel that boob size really matters, but if I had to choose, I would honestly say that I find smaller boobs more attractive. Also, most guys that actually care about boob sizes probably aren't really worth hanging around anyway, since it'd only be for your looks and not for who you are. If you are looking for companionship rather than a one night stand, then you're probably better off.