Today, after about a month with no sex, my girlfriend told me to come up to her room and began kissing me passionately. She got me down to my underwear before informing me that she had Spanish homework left. To make things better, upon finishing up, she went straight to sleep. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my girlfriend's place to have a study session. Her dad was on a business trip but her mom was at home. We studied for about two hours, then we started getting frisky and started undressing and soon started fucking. We were about 20 minutes in when her mom came in and chased me out. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's and she was wearing some sexy lingerie. After making out passionately for 10 minutes, I started to undress myself, only to have her stop me, confessed that she still wasn't sexually attracted to me. FML
Today, my wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks, so I told her to do something for me to get me in the mood. She sighed and then went upstairs to get ready for work. FML
Today, my girlfriend's grandparents walked in on us getting intimate. She immediately ran to the bathroom, leaving me alone with them. They only speak Spanish, which is not my first language. We discussed the movie she and I were "watching", all while I was naked under the sheets. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML
Today, I was dead tired and just wanted sleep, so I jumped into bed the second the day's chores were done. Of fucking course, this was the day my fiancée decided to end our eight-week dry spell and came in wearing sexy lingerie. I couldn't stay hard due to exhaustion, and now she's been crying. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Today, my wife decided to end our dry spell of four months and started dry humping and kissing me in bed. Things were going well until she orgasmed from the activity and declared that she was too tired to do any more, rolled over, and fell asleep. Five months or bust. FML
Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML
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BadPinkKitty07 0
Spain cockblocked you. hehe.
jamesSIII 0
You should have jizzed on her homework. Oh wait...
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Comments (159)
CollegeGirrl18 0
Ohh.. Well, Must not have been good.
TheNiz 0
dump her for being a tease!
Simplyjulie 0
lmfao haha I love teasing.. soo fun.. and maybe if u guys start treating us girls with respect... HELLO!
klarissasmiles 0
well, why don't you initiate it. or tell her to wait to do her homework. or initiate it after her homework... or TALK TO HER ABOUT IT. dumbass.
nelm88 0
maybe its just lacking sex for him, shes probably preoccupied with the spanish tutor
Jodster07 0
once in a while you need to take control for yourself $
Tjack8 0
dude Spain **** blocked you and so did your girl! dump the tease and move on with your life
Ucla_cupcake 0
Lol sounds like something I would do. At least in terms of teasing and the Spanish hw. I would tease, but then I would help him relieve. Then again, my bf enjoys it when I tease him. =) OP, y tu novia si habla el español? O esta aprendiendo?
HeXr 22
are your hands broken? use those. because it seems your girlfriend doesn't enjoy doing it with you.
punqstr 0
the trick is to stop first. you most girls will get on a power trip and decide to **** with you. they get you turned on and when the get you really worked up then stop to leave you hainging. it's to keep you "wanting more". the trick is to stop them first. that leaves them hot and bothered and wanting more. then a few mins later you work them up again and stop when they get excited. do it 3 or 4 times going a littel further each time. she will BEG you to plow her.