Today, I was told to shovel four inches of snow from my driveway. I had to get the snow shovel from the rafters of my garage, and there were other tools with it. As I was yanking the shovel down, a pickax fell and smashed through the back window of my dad's Buick. FML
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Today, I was shovelling snow out of my driveway and broke my shovel. So I tried cleaning the driveway with a garbage lid. That broke too. Now I'm out snow shovel, AND a garbage lid. FML
Today, my mom and I had to shovel our driveway after an epic snowstorm that left us with 22 inches of snow. We only needed to dig out my mom's car and not mine. After we did all that work and shoveled all the snow onto the side where my car was we found out my mom had a flat tire. FML
Today, I was mowing my yard when I hit a small rock, which hit my shed. I got done mowing and realized that it wasn't a small rock, it was my son's toy plyers and it wasn't my shed, it was my car window, which had shattered on impact. FML
Today, my dad and I had an argument. Then we went outside to shovel the snow out of the driveway. I heard him yelling and figured he was just yelling at me some more, so I turned my iPod up so I couldn't hear him anymore. Turns out he had fallen, cracked a rib, and needed help up. FML
Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML
Today, I broke, shoveled, and salted the ice covering my entire driveway. The size is roughly 8 cars' worth, and took me two hours of back-breaking effot to clear. I completely forgot that it was supposed to rain later today. FML
Today, the roads were OK, so I cleaned the ice and snow off my car so I could go out. I rolled my window down a little bit while I was driving to clear the snow off the base of the window. A chunk of ice flew off my hood, in through the window, and hit my eye. I then hit a snowbank. FML
Today, as I always do when we get a lot of snow, I shovelled the snow off my elderly neighbor’s driveway. I slipped and fell into a snowbank, breaking my collarbone, and she had to call 911 to help me out because I couldn't snow angel my way up. FML
Today, I came home from school to find my house ransacked. The robbers shoveled a path from my back door to the driveway, through the snow, then they stole my snow-shovel. FML
Today, my city got almost a foot of snow. When I went out to my car, it was covered in snow with a layer of ice underneath. I went to open the trunk to get the window scraper, when the snow that had collected on the top of my back window slid into my trunk. My laptop was the recipient of most of the snow. FML
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chicken_lover 2
well it's better than it smashing through you. :)
cinnaluna 0
be thankfully the pickaxe didn't fall and smash through the back of your skull. (:
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Comments (74)
Atamix 0
its the dad fault for having a pickaxe above his car.
cscheibel 0
For all you guys dissing Buicks, you clearly don't know how cool and valuable the classics were. It could have been a classic. Who parks a new one in the garage? That's where vintage cars go. At least for me they do.
allie2590 31
People who don't have vintage cars put their normal cars in the garage. :|
EveryDayJackAss 0
wow that really sucks cuz your dad is gonna be pis-oh wait.....it's just a Buick, pfft
poisonfrog7 2
YDI for messing around with tools *wink wink*.
mtc4ever 0
at least it wasn't your head :S
nycfwa 0
oohhhhhh 4 inches of snow you poor baby...come to montana and see some real snow
Veritas143 0
that wasn't the f'ed part of the fml..but please feel free to be a deuche..
cornchip229 0
look at the bright side..... ehh just jokin there isnt one
icedrake523 2
Better the car than your skull.
lainzilla 14
At least they know not to have you do things anymore. :O
Mylife_is_so_fd 0
poor baby four inches try two and a half feet in a single snowfall in edmonton ab