Today, I caught three kids setting fire to a bush. After chasing them off, I parked my bike by a house and went to get water. After I'd put the fire out, I walked back to my bike just in time to see the kids running off with it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around like a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML
Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML
Today, I was chased on my bike by a couple of guys in a car. I rode into a public park to cut through and try to lose them. I looked by to check if they were following me, but they had to stop. I laughed, looked forward, and rammed into a little girl. FML
Today, I got home to three boys riding bikes out in front of my house, smiling at me. I instantly thought they were checking me out, so I smiled sweetly at them. Turns out they were flaunting the fact that they just stole all 3 of our bikes. FML
Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML
Today, a neighbor called the cops on me and my friends because we were "starting a fire" in the backyard. We were using a barbecue. FML
Today, some idiots set off fireworks close to my house. I was a bit worried, but my uncle assured me it would be fine and left to run an errand. Just minutes later, I looked up to find the tree right next to my wooden balcony engulfed in flames. FML
Today, my house caught on fire. After it was put out, I realized the damage wasn't bad, mainly smoke damage. I went to my parents' for the night because my house smelled. While there, I received a phone call from my neighbor. Apparently, my house caught fire again. It's now a pile of ashes. FML
Today, my neighbour from across the road phoned me at work telling me there was a fire engine outside my house and a lot of smoke. I drove home in a panic, smashing a rear light on a post and getting flashed by a speed camera. It wasn't my house. The firemen were putting out a bonfire next door. FML
Today, my boss told me to not burn the place down while she was outside. When she came back inside, I accidentally started a fire. FML
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Top comments
TheWindowLicker 13
Those kids are criminal master minds....
Fruit_Dealer 9
In 15 years, these kids will rule the world.
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Comments (133)
loserman67 36
Once again proof of the old adage, "No good deed ever goes unpunished" - nuff said....
siickman 7
Should have stuck to your own buisness.. Sometimes its for the best...
coltsrock37 15
Kids these days... A little innocence goes nowhere these days
coltsrock37 15
Damn. Said these days twice.
leadman1989 16
Thrice.
Isoldael 27
Reported them, but since it happened at night I don't have a proper description of those kids. I was told that the odds of me getting my bike back are close to none, same as the odds of the kids being caught.
Badab1ng 5
For effect, you should say "WHERE'S MY BIKE"??? In a PeeWee Herman voice.
kosherkraut 5
I logged in just so I could thumb up this comment.
ajpopoca88 3
now a days you cant turn your head for 5 seconds or your stuff will get taken.. this is the world we live in.
rawrkittyrawr 6
Unless you live in the virtual world
Miranda303 0
you should get a car, those are harder to run off with
Jimboom 12
Ahh. The burning bush distraction while we rob you technique. Can't believe you fell for that old chestnut
Isoldael 27
I know, I feel so naive :(
marit1997 4
their just gonna fight over it anyway
FYLDeep 26
Netherlands huh? I hear lots of people burn some "bush" over there.
toelie 26
Actually we shave or wax like most people.
FYLDeep 26
I was talking about smoking weed.
toelie 26
I know you were.
FYLDeep 26
I actually realized now after having posted this that I stole a joke that Jim Gaffigan had made about Moses seeing the burning bush. He delivers the punchline well though. I can't really do the same on here through text since you lose all the inflections.