Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I was at the laundromat doing my clothes when I noticed a cute guy next to me. I tried to be a ninja and sneak my sock into his basket so I could start a conversation with him. He saw me. FML
Today, I went to do laundry in my apartment building. I thought no one was around, so I walked down in my pajamas (a giant t-shirt with holes and socks with sandals). Of course, I ran into the neighbor I’ve had a crush on for months. He was shirtless, holding a laundry basket like an ad for cologne. He smiled and said, “Nice, erm, outfit?” I’ve never sprinted back upstairs faster. FML
Today, I was at the laundromat, when an attractive girl set up at the machine next to mine. She looked me up and down, then noticed the skid-marks on my underwear. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I did laundry at a laundromat for the first time. I then folded everything on the table, until an old man tapped my shoulder and said, “Uh, those are my socks.” I'd neatly folded his entire load of laundry. He took it back without a word. FML
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choirnerd9 0
That's not slutty at all XD
JennaMarie420 2
why couldn't you just say hi?
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Comments (242)
elephants17 7
that's one to tell the gran kids lol
KatiePartisha 0
FUNNY AS ALL GET OUT!!! I'd totally do that LOL XD
elephants17 7
well at least u tried something MOST people just sit there and gawk at a hot guy they like. so good on u for making an effort. sry didn't work out :)
elephants17 7
oh and btw shut up the rest of u. I bet half of u have a crush on someone or thinks someone's " hot". and u haven't tried talking to them.
FYLimhoYDI 0
you my friend are an idiot! you and keavro deserve each other.
cass85 8
People may not have tried talking to their crushes but I can bet they also haven't done something so utterly retarded and skanky as using a pair of their knickers to initiate conversation.
dummayy 0
haha...sometimes things don't come out as planned ;)
rusrsbrah 0
if you're hot, and I know it's your underwear, I'll give em back and ask if I could take em off you later. ;) if you're ugly, I'll bitch you out for ruining my clothes and call you an ugly *****. if I didn't know who's it was, I'd just throw them away.
Ever_16 8
I Would've Done The Same Thing, Plus Red Looks HOT On Girls. Especially Lingerie... DAMN!
icadragoon 11
YDI, you're an idiot. FHL for sharing a laundromat with you.
Leftieswillrule 3
not only is throwing your panties at random attractive guys dangerous, shallow, and downright whorish, you ****** up that guy's day.
bryan83_fml 0
Your a woman, you should know how to do laundry and what throwing something red in with the whites does... Ydi
SteelCladAngel 0
idiot.
epyk_pryncess 8
ya know, instead of underwear, you could have tossed a sexy bra in there. at least it wouldn't have nasty cooter juice dried into it.
FYLimhoYDI 0
your posts make me fall over laughing every time! and the tats are hot!
epyk_pryncess 8
why thank you. I do what I can to contribute.
eradonnes 0
she should of thrown herself in there