Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I was at the laundromat doing my clothes when I noticed a cute guy next to me. I tried to be a ninja and sneak my sock into his basket so I could start a conversation with him. He saw me. FML
Today, I went to do laundry in my apartment building. I thought no one was around, so I walked down in my pajamas (a giant t-shirt with holes and socks with sandals). Of course, I ran into the neighbor I’ve had a crush on for months. He was shirtless, holding a laundry basket like an ad for cologne. He smiled and said, “Nice, erm, outfit?” I’ve never sprinted back upstairs faster. FML
Today, I was at the laundromat, when an attractive girl set up at the machine next to mine. She looked me up and down, then noticed the skid-marks on my underwear. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I did laundry at a laundromat for the first time. I then folded everything on the table, until an old man tapped my shoulder and said, “Uh, those are my socks.” I'd neatly folded his entire load of laundry. He took it back without a word. FML
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choirnerd9 0
That's not slutty at all XD
JennaMarie420 2
why couldn't you just say hi?
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pinkspaceboundro 0
maybe you should talk to him now about using some bleach!
dellama10 0
Op, you're a moron. It'd kind of be difficult for your underwear to end up there accidentally. Did you really expect him to think it was an accident?? And if you wanted him to know it was on purpose.. just skanky. Just talking to him wouldn't have been so bad.
Shadow_Phantom 26
*facepalm* YDI. I doubt any guy with brains would want to be with you anyhow.
MsSoulReaper 27
Nice move ;) aha. Next time just approach him, it's not like he'll push you down and run.
taidemelina 4
it would be hilarious if he did!! :P
tschulte0296 4
you are a douche... do you know how hard it is to get that pink out of whites? I think you owe him a new wardrobe.
valalvax 13
itd be funny if he bleached his underwear, "here are your white sexy panties, sorry about that"
YankeesUniverse 0
YDI for being an asshole
yoyodog27 5
make your underwear white next time
onestarjv 3
wow thats a great way to get a guys attention
akichan15 5
ydi